As funny as those texts to the hairdresser were, those overshadowed something. We need to talk about...

[porquedealer]

I never this noticed before but in the 1st pic there's someone in the hairdresser's chair with his dumb face lurking over it... did he hang around bothering people?

You either need more or less drugs. That's a dog in his lap

 

[Niki]

where are the texts with him at that arcade place it destroyed my ribs

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Why is he such a dead-eyed creep? It's like he can't smile without an "I'm about to rape and murder" expression.

He really thinks he’s projecting “I’m having so much fun and life is awesome! ” in every picture when the reality is he looks like a dead-eyed, severely autistic murderer/rapist.

 

[Cuphead]

Just another example of his social media addiction. He probably spent the whole bragging about his books and his Twitter following thinking it was a flex.

 

[Whoreallycares]

One of the greatest bits ever

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is apparently a Dick Whisperer

 

[DominusOdium]

Pat is apparently a Dick Whisperer

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How many cocks has he had in his ear that he can identify it's movement solely on echolocation?

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

He, is, not, impressed, with, this, bit.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He, is, not, impressed, with, this, bit.

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“My stylist”? Go to a barber like a real man.

What a fruit!

 

[Udders]

The other part that gets overlooked is that these are horrible haircuts.

If you were Pat what would do you? He doesn't have a lot of options. If he had anything from a close-cropped cut to a shaved head, he'd look like Private Pyle. Just a slovenly, giant-headed, droopy faggot.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He, is, not, impressed, with, this, bit.

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The way he worded it makes it seem like SHE is the one who posted the photo of herself and his dumb, fat head with a bad haircut. That's intentional.

The way it's written also makes it sound like she is the one with the fresh haircut because he's a shitty writer with poor grammar.

 

[Sputnik]

Pat is objectively ugly in almost every single photo taken of him.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Forgot I made this public. Oopsie doodles.

 

[HeyItsVos]

He, is, not, impressed, with, this, bit.

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“With fresh haircut”

Checkmate stlaker my hair is longer than this now. Great detective work, Pat.

 

[Will Tate]

He, is, not, impressed, with, this, bit.

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Retweet the reply that has the pics of you getting jerked off, faggot.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[Guest]

He really thinks he’s projecting “I’m having so much fun and life is awesome! ” in every picture when the reality is he looks like a dead-eyed, severely autistic murderer/rapist.

That’s exactly what he’s doing and it’s extremely transparent.

I recognize this from the peak of my addiction.

I’d post all kinds of weird shit like this thinking it gave the appearance of a normal fun life to cover up for me hiding in the forest behind a rest area and doing drugs for 6 hours until the sun came up.

What’s Pat covering for though? Simple. For being a FFWBT.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I’d be willing to bet, that hairdresser chick was physically abused by a 27 year old when she was like 20 and is only attracted to men who will do the very same

 

[More Worser]

a 16 year old spoilt girl. With learning difficulties and an eating disorder.

Yeah, the bad kind of eating disorder, too

 

[N64 Cube]

He's definitely on something in this picture (not a diet). Glossed over eyes...

Reminder: He's not wearing underwear