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Arrogant spook

TorquieTwoBeers

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Imagine being a book publishing executive on an elevator with some asshole who tries to pitch you his book by saying "Its [sic] the best work I've written thus far [sic]". "I've never read anything by you and also have never heard of you. This is my floor. Goodbye, hopefully forever. Incidentally, you smell like shit".
 
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Leslie firing off shots at O.D.E.
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WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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Fuck, start with an elevator pitch. He's got nothing.
He just needs to go away for 6 months and write a book if he wants to be a real author and make money. No one is rich writing shit for magazines. He’s clearly got a way to live without author income so take advantage of that and write your damn debut novel. Or don’t and go work in some diamond mine, I don’t care.
 
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