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Army fleshlight Jackie doesn't show up on time to remedial PT for fatties, isn't in uniform, and gets caught grabbing a PFC's dick

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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If you have never done this sort of “training” you usually lay your gear out 2 times prior to account for anything missing. Garrison life is retarded like that. what I’m saying is like her skin color, she is shit.
What's the deal with the "accountability formation"? Is that normal stuff or is it because they have to keep an eye on the fuckups during field exercises, including while sleeping?
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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@Child.. do you think your hand-span surpasses hers? I think the basketball challenge is why @chocolatehellhole had a scheduling conflict for last nights episode.
Highly disappointed in the scatster. He tries to “own” Boq all the time, posts weird ass pictures from Airbnb’s, maxi pads, whatever the fuck. Boq makes an astute point which comes down to Jews can’t play basketball and he runs into hiding. Very Jewish of him. Poor @captain_kamala is on a boat with some sea urchin and could have really used my $50 Amazon gift card.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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Highly disappointed in the scatster. He tries to “own” Boq all the time, posts weird ass pictures from Airbnb’s, maxi pads, whatever the fuck. Boq makes an astute point which comes down to Jews can’t play basketball and he runs into hiding. Very Jewish of him. Poor @captain_kamala is on a boat with some sea urchin and could have really used my $50 Amazon gift card.
I'm doing just fine, thanks
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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What's the deal with the "accountability formation"? Is that normal stuff or is it because they have to keep an eye on the fuckups during field exercises, including while sleeping?
It sounds like a PIP but for fat and lazy people in the military

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stealthygeek

Bigger than Netflix
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According to his Facebook he appears to be happily married to a very caucasian, very physically fit and active woman. The opposite of Jabba the Slut. If this is the guy from the reports he was definitely extremely bored and possibly drunk if he fucked that sloppy shitskin.
But this is what she looked like before kids.
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SpaceEdge

at least 1/4th retarded
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needs more info.
 
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needs more info.
If he was still PFC in 2017, 13 years after the bestiality incident with Bigfoot, he must be almost as big a fuckup as Jackie.
 
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