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Are you sick of forced forum heels?

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Chatgpt now has my response ready:

You don't know anything about me, Bonnie. Literally anything. I'm glad you know my age without having a way of actually knowing my age. I'm literally younger than you, WAY fucking younger, probably a little bit little bit older than the resident zoomer. My plight is pathetic, but it's slightly less pathetic than yours. What's really bad is you giving enough of a shit to take time to respond to me instead of simply swiping me away like a mildly annoying insect, and for practically praising Jenna. If I'm simply nothing why do this?

Your protective wall is crumbling, bitch.You're the one car crashing me as much as possible, not the other way around. I bother you, dummy. Be even more obvious.
You car crash me all the time. I do it to you occasionally. Seriously think about what I said. You’re embarrassing yourself. Not to mention deluding yourself by thinking you’re somehow winning an imaginary conflict going on in your head. Do the world a favor and Google “how to tie a noose.”
 
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You car crash me all the time. I do it to you occasionally. Seriously think about what I said. You’re embarrassing yourself. Not to mention deluding yourself by thinking you’re somehow winning an imaginary conflict going on in your head. Do the world a favor and Google “how to tie a noose.”
I haven't car crashed you that much, just a few more times recently than I usually do, which is not at all.

This forum conflict isn't imaginary, I have means to empower it and make it bigger, like 3rd act of Lord of the Rings Return of the King level shit. That's the magnitude of this conflict.

"How to tie a noose" How rude.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I haven't car crashed you that much, just a few more times recently than I usually do, which is not at all.

This forum conflict isn't imaginary, I have means to empower it and make it bigger, like 3rd act of Lord of the Rings Return of the King level shit. That's the magnitude of this conflict.

"How to tie a noose" How rude.
Dedicating your username and flair to another poster is totally sane behavior. You’re a loser, bro.
 

CQ Beans

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I’m going to explain this to you in simple terms.

1. You’re flat out not good at being a heel and you think you’re amusing or fighting the good fight but you’re not. @Jenna runs laps around you in that respect. 😴

2. You pretend like you have a main account that you’re funny on and this is just some bit but it’s also serious. 🙄

3. You’re in your mid 40’s and this is how you decide to spend your time. This Christmas when you’re alone (like always) I want you to take a mental inventory. Really think about it. You and I both know you’re not some young buck with potential. You’re an aging faggot who truly is alone in this world so go ahead and paint the ceiling with your brains. Kick the stool out, start your 15 year old car in the rented garage, do whatever you have to do but please do the world a favor and kill yourself. 😘

Warm regards,
Bonnie ❤️

P.S. You think you’re being amusing or fighting the good fight but in reality you’re just boring and it’s pathetic.
For fuck’s sake, thank you Bonnie. I tried this same thing with this gentleman and apparently got nowhere. Anybody who tries to wrangle this autistic horde ends up running aground. Ask me how I know. You smell great by the way.
 
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Dedicating your username and flair to another poster is totally sane behavior. You’re a loser, bro.
Commenting on it a loserier move.

I do this cause I find it fun. I'm detached that way. I am not at all engaged in this in an unhealthy way, if I was I would tell you, honest, and if I was I would then promptly ask to be spanked by a powerful adult who could really drive home that I shouldn't be doing this and then quit for good. But lo I am perfectly fine and enjoy poking and prodding and being an honest guy. Again like I said I have a secret means, a back-up that would help get this feud abrewin'.

CQ even admitted he once attempted this and got nowhere and so quit, which means that the desire is there but the flesh is weak. The rebel alliance has been forming 'neath the surface since we've been run aground...

But if that fails then I plan on just becoming a rib simp forum cuck
 
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Then have at it, young buck.
[SIZE=22px]... I am a young buck...
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Commenting on it a loserier move.

I do this cause I find it fun. I'm detached that way. I am not at all engaged in this in an unhealthy way, if I was I would tell you, honest, and if I was I would then promptly ask to be spanked by a powerful adult who could really drive home that I shouldn't be doing this and then quit for good. But lo I am perfectly fine and enjoy poking and prodding and being an honest guy. Again like I said I have a secret means, a back-up that would help get this feud abrewin'.

CQ even admitted he once attempted this and got nowhere and so quit, which means that the desire is there but the flesh is weak. The rebel alliance has been forming 'neath the surface since we've been run aground...

But if that fails then I plan on just becoming a rib simp forum cuck
I’ve said my piece and you know it’s true. Take care, brush what’s left of your hair. Merry Christmas.
 
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I’m going to explain this to you in simple terms.

1. You’re flat out not good at being a heel and you think you’re amusing or fighting the good fight but you’re not. @Jenna runs laps around you in that respect. 😴

2. You pretend like you have a main account that you’re funny on and this is just some bit but it’s also serious. 🙄

3. You’re in your mid 40’s and this is how you decide to spend your time. This Christmas when you’re alone (like always) I want you to take a mental inventory. Really think about it. You and I both know you’re not some young buck with potential. You’re an aging faggot who truly is alone in this world so go ahead and paint the ceiling with your brains. Kick the stool out, start your 15 year old car in the rented garage, do whatever you have to do but please do the world a favor and kill yourself. 😘

Warm regards,
Bonnie ❤️

P.S. You think you’re being amusing or fighting the good fight but in reality you’re just boring and it’s pathetic.

tell me you're big mad without telling me you're big mad.
Mustard must have touched a button that made you SEETHE as this is some zodiac killer type shit.

@NewJersey.gov I have paper cuts on my hands from reading this on my phone, you can put the huwhite boy in black culture but you can't take the acerbic- sassy- jagged tongue out of the hu-white boy.

a white trash winner like @HomeRunCumia or @CumiaPoodle would roll wit da punches,
but calvin is an upper middle class huwhite boy that got caught in the lilwayne/tpain/boosie niggergeist of the mid to late 2000's.

no cakehorn, patreeky, gay aussie, or indian incels around to rib bonnie for the trite deflections from "forum heels" speaking the trufth.
da bonnster shows his true colors when backed into a corner, and has adopted lonely waterhead cugine "cq_beans" as his ride or die paisan.
2024 will be.... interesting...we'll see sum tings...
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bon but not forgotten❤️
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tell me you're big mad without telling me you're big mad.
Mustard must have touched a button that made you SEETHE as this is some zodiac killer type shit.

@NewJersey.gov I have paper cuts on my hands from reading this on my phone, you can put the huwhite boy in black culture but you can't take the acerbic- sassy- jagged tongue out of the hu-white boy.

a white trash winner like @HomeRunCumia or @CumiaPoodle would roll wit da punches,
but calvin is an upper middle class huwhite boy that got caught in the lilwayne/tpain/boosie niggergeist of the mid to late 2000's.

no cakehorn, patreeky, gay aussie, or indian incels around to rib bonnie for the trite deflections from "forum heels" speaking the trufth.
da bonnster shows his true colors when backed into a corner, and has adopted lonely waterhead cugine "cq_beans" as his ride or die paisan.
2024 will be.... interesting...we'll see sum tings...
You’re both two presumably grown men who spend at least some of their free time trolling people on a forum for a defunct radio show yet somehow think other people losers. I’m not “big mad” at all, I just pity you two. It’s just sad and gay.
 

Cptbaldopie

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I’m going to explain this to you in simple terms.

1. You’re flat out not good at being a heel and you think you’re amusing or fighting the good fight but you’re not. @Jenna runs laps around you in that respect. 😴

2. You pretend like you have a main account that you’re funny on and this is just some bit but it’s also serious. 🙄

3. You’re in your mid 40’s and this is how you decide to spend your time. This Christmas when you’re alone (like always) I want you to take a mental inventory. Really think about it. You and I both know you’re not some young buck with potential. You’re an aging faggot who truly is alone in this world so go ahead and paint the ceiling with your brains. Kick the stool out, start your 15 year old car in the rented garage, do whatever you have to do but please do the world a favor and kill yourself. 😘

Warm regards,
Bonnie ❤️

P.S. You think you’re being amusing or fighting the good fight but in reality you’re just boring and it’s pathetic.
Oh
... I am a young buck...
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Do they make venison veal? Fucking starving.
 
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