And it's way way funnier that he volunteered all of this on his own. It wasn't a troll goading him into responding, or someone taking something out of context. Just Slow JoeH setting up rakes and bear traps and dancing into them.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Are you all ready for the barrage of Cow posts in the coming days?
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Remember during the pandemic there were cruise ships that were quarantined because someone had covid? I want Joe to get stuck on that ship for 2-3 more months because someone onboard has Ebola or something.
Are you kidding me?! I cannot wait! The amount of "it's other people's fault" posts is going to be amazing!
Bona fide street classic…Could use a few updates tho.
Is it too much to ask that the ship sink and Joe brag on FB about pushing women and children out of the way to get the last lifeboat?
Just imagine being Carol or Layla, not having had Joe around for 4 months and now dreadfully counting down the days until you have to hear the same guitar riffs over and over, the same stories about the glory days, the Boomer poker meetups in the house stinking up the joint, the nappy-ass gray armpit hairs staring disrespectfully at you all day.
Carol probably is gonna miss starfishing alone in bed and now is gonna have to give up that good lovin in the same position when Joe gets back
Carol probably is gonna miss starfishing alone in bed and now is gonna have to give up that good lovin in the same position when Joe gets back
I seriously think that it's still possible that Joe somehow single handedly sinks the ship, is the only survivor and bitches about what incompetent foreign idiots the crew was and how Americans are better sailors.
I just want Joe to be the lone survivor in a plane crash so he can start thinking he's Bruce Willis in "Unbreakable", when he's more like Bruce Willis in real life.
This really shattered my fawkin’ ribs brotherman. Great start to the day.
Maybe the dryer sheets he's stuffed in the air vents catch fire.
You know she just lies there and fakes it.
"So so so so so so I was AMAZING, right?"
"Oh, you were finished? Did you like that little thing at the end there? You know I learned that from Eric Clapton..."
"And then I went right into Layla!"
That was old one from reddit sub
This one was one of my all-time favorites. This one and the Prancing Young Nana In Shower one always killed me.
That one and this were favorites
Layler will have to wipe off that makeup and not look like a Puerto Rican Hoo-er