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Are we going to ignore boringfaggot/homeruncumia drunkenly doxxed himself last night?

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And no, Boq, it's not gaslighting. I genuinely care about your well-being because you seem to be going through something I've been through. If nothing else just know you will be okay.
 

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And no, Boq, it's not gaslighting. I genuinely care about your well-being because you seem to be going through something I've been through. If nothing else just know you will be okay.
I'd die if I ended up like you...literally crawl up in fetal position, and let soul leave body. You share NOTHING with me, except breathe the same Canadian air.
 

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Btw. Great adab sending me your cock, stupid.
That dm was basically (guess who is who):

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Mohammads first 3 conquests were highway robberies done from literal starvation, you think he did that from his mom's house fucking a fat Canadian bitch?
 

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Mohammads first 3 conquests were highway robberies done from literal starvation, you think he did that from his mom's house fucking a fat Canadian bitch?
Listen, you know nothing about me.

<--- bought my home at the age of 23
<--- do not live with parents

<--- not only taking care of myself, I provide for others (ie a man)


Chinese saying:

20 year old man with no money is normal
30 year old man with no money is unfortunate
40 year old man with no money, is a woman.


Do not ever show concern for me.
 

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Old rabbinical saying, an Abrahamic religion so you're obligated to respect it. "A man at the bottom of a ladder wishing to climb is closer to heaven than the man idling at the top of it"
 

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Prophet Boqoreh once said Moses had a natural lisp. It was super funny.
He had a speech impediment, either a studder or a lisp, or really bad Egyptian accent (1st gen immigrant).

This is in the Qur'an. Imagine being Godless in your situation. You could ONLY have God help you. Foxhole nigga.
 

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Some people lose the dunya but gain the akhira
Some people gain the dunya, but lose the akhira
You lost both...twice loser.
 

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I actually totally deserved that car crash. I fucked that joke up because I wanted to get to it too fast.
 
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