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captain_kamala

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Yeah virgins are just ready to go definitely doesn’t hurt them at all! Of course vaginas stretch to an extent.


Yes tearing your entire perineum has no effect on your pussy! Seriously though they do seem to recover pretty well from having a small watermelon shoved through them.
Virginity is a myth. Men are idiots
 

Dog Eater

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Virginity is a myth. Men are idiots
The hymen stuff is RETARDED I agree. WWAWD Ooga Booga style sewing them closed until marriage?
 

Dog Eater

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Virginity is a myth. Men are idiots
Of course the brown one is a total slut:

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TorpidSloth

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There's actually a policy that everyone has to look busy at all times. Even if it's pointless like wiping the same table multiple times without anyone using it. It's part of their work culture.

Edit 1: I actually recommend the movie The Founder if you're curious. It's about how McDonald's and fast food in general was started. It's damn good too.
That's a great little movie. Went completely under most people's radar.
 

T-t-t-Terry!

"I meant don't rib @T-t-t-Terry"
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Virginity is a myth. Men are idiots
Virginity means you haven't had sex. Whether or not you can verify that with the hymen is beside the point.
 

We Have Everything

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Virginity is a myth. Men are idiots
I remember trolling the Hebrew-Israelite Mexican ytuber (the one who said I groomed her) with things like "the hymen is important" lol, and it worked, she thought I was a monster. I could care less about virginity tests, and anyone who does is a rube. Prophet Mohammed's first wife Khadeeja was a widow 15 years his senior.
 

Sean Baird

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I remember trolling the Hebrew-Israelite Mexican ytuber (the one who said I groomed her) with things like "the hymen is important" lol, and it worked, she thought I was a monster. I could care less about virginity tests, and anyone who does is a rube. Prophet Mohammed's first wife Khadeeja was a widow 15 years his senior.

I remember you humiliating yourself on NPS last night like a faggot. That's what everyone remembers.
 

TorpidSloth

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Keaton's such a fucking bastard in it lol.
Nah man. Ray Kroc was a great capitalist. Took those two small timer brother's brilliant concept and ran it to its full potential. One thing the movie didn't portray right was that the McDonald brothers were ecstatic about their million dollar each deal after taxes irl. They were a couple of regular Joes who happened to strike on a great concept after years of trying and were happy to sell out. Kroc was a big picture guy.
 

captain_kamala

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Virginity means you haven't had sex. Whether or not you can verify that with the hymen is beside the point.
K. But it's not like the vagina is one size before you have sex and a different size after.
Whatever you can think what you want or take the word of the one poster who's had massive black dicks but finds tampons uncomfortable 💁🏾‍♀️
 
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