but thats literally most jobs
realize i put more work in at panera bread for less money
i dont try to sell shit. i fart into my office chair playing solitaire
i just happen to be the shit at sales
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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apparently I'm top of my sales team
- Thread starter not that Jack Horner
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realize i put more work in at panera bread for less money
i dont try to sell shit. i fart into my office chair playing solitaire
i just happen to be the shit at sales
Can I borrow 50 bucks? I demand 0 interest and 0 principal.
anything for a fellow bonnie fan
i like how her ass gif has a flowing sports jacket over her butt making it look like shes farting
I first fell in love when she called Patrice a “nigger” for not buying Vos a birthday present at a fancy birthday dinner that Bos paid for. (He had a 1,500 dollar gift card though)
I got somethin to sell ya RIGHT HERE
I'm pointing at my penis
I'm pointing at my penis
How many push-ups can you do
If this isn't in selling door to door toilet cleaning services or plastic party fecal matter spoof shit then I don't want to do business with ya brotherman 