APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 1 / JOSIAH PART 2

[guest]

As soon as I heard the voice in part 1 I knew it was the guy that does Rick parody songs. Fatty is just so damn stupid

And in the second tape Josua mentions those songs. There is no way he hasnt listened to those or the Vote for Cox one.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Wait is this the dude that did Jon’s Monster?

 

[TokenX]

Wait is this the dude that did Jon’s Monster?

As the parody artist, no I'm not Josiah.

 

[guest]

As the parody artist, no I'm not Josiah.

Yes you are, child.

 

[guest]

As the parody artist, no I'm not Josiah.

Shh, child

 

[TokenX]

Shh, child

This is the guy! This is him guys!!!

 

[guest]

This is the guy! This is him guys!!!

bzzt, неправильно, дитино.

 

[guest]

It's his "found" family. Cares more about a pack of deranged dangerhairs than his own flesh and blood.

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She really is a cute broad.

 

[Will Tate]

She really is a cute broad.

A goddess.

 

[Guest]

She really is a cute broad.

However he managed to land a woman out of his league like that, she thankfully wised up and got some self esteem. Thicki is way more in line with what Rick has to offer. The universe corrected itself.

 

[guest]

I doubt anyone actually gives a fuck who you or Carol or anyone fucks.
Our waifu is a mentally unstable Dominican woman.
Only time Pats crew has been diverse was with that extremely uncomfortable "gay interracial wedding anniversary" photo.

That photo is one of this place’s most underrated bits. The look on that guy’s face was a rib masterpiece. ‘Oh look. The breeder is taking photos again.’

 

[guest]

However he managed to land a woman out of his league like that, she thankfully wised up and got some self esteem. Thicki is way more in line with what Rick has to offer. The universe corrected itself.

They met in high school. Still seems weird. I mean I get a lot of women like jerk offs but it’s usually those alpha types.

 

[guest]

I always miss the good shit.

 

[guest]

A goddess.

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All hail The Queen.

 

[guest]

God damn. I'm only halfway through the article and haven't even listened to the audio yet but this is already incredible. All the big talk coming from Seth and Pat about how people were flipping and a big payoff was coming was all a result of being catfished and duped like the talentless rubes they are. Amazing.

Dude, your avatar...lol

 

[guest]

Who’s smiling now, faggot?

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What a fucking maniac.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

They met in high school. Still seems weird. I mean I get a lot of women like jerk offs but it’s usually those alpha types.

There's no trace whatsoever of Ade or PCJ in Pat's yearbook. He likely met Ade during his one semester of Technical College or afterwards.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

There's no trace whatsoever of Ade or PCJ in Pat's yearbook. He likely met Ade during his one semester of Technical College or afterwards.

I heard he was hiding in the tank of a portapotty at a convention and liked the way she pooped. He then stalked her until he had enough information to worm his way into her life. They broke up when she found the video "pats potty poops volume 84" on their shared computer.

 

[TokenX]

Anyone know when LOS posts their shit on YT?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

There's no trace whatsoever of Ade or PCJ in Pat's yearbook. He likely met Ade during his one semester of Technical College or afterwards.

They were probably in a small book club with the only 10 people in the county that could read, and Patrick seemed like a catch in comparison to the Chris Farley sized corn huskers