Apostle News Network: Live from Niki's assassination attempt

[Clint Ruin]

"they tried to kill my wife, your honor"

"how did they do that, Mr. Thomas?"

"they convinced strangers that she diddles her cunt to their picture"

 

[Момент Силышенко]

I bet pat thinks he had a " GOTCHA!" moment because a rascal happened to get lucky and catch the police call log pretty fast. Pat will give them a link to this place and read how insane he is. Hopefully they have a good laugh and then arrest Pat for whatever they can pin on him. Pat still thinks that they will/should take is word as fact without question. He is going to be so disappointed when they tell him that they dont believe internet trolls did it and that he might have done it.


I hope he was drunk, acting tough on the couch while watching some Disney+ and dicking around with his gun. His glock doesnt have a manual safety so he could have let one fly into the next residence.

this pistol looks straight from a news report about a 70iq nigger negligent firing.

 

[guest]

So I'm trying to understand this...haven't been around here much, since the gay infighting started:

- There's a police call log of a shooting at Patrick's address.
- Patrick goes silent on Twitter (or whatever counts as "silent" relative to Fatso).
- At the same time; he tries to organize a trip to London? Was this before or after the "shooting"?
- He's now trying to tie this place to the shooting, somehow.
- @1997 Toyota Tacoma is either trying to take credit for this, just fucking around, or could be connected to Pat in some way ([URL]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/i-tried-to-assassinate-rickles-and-stinky-ama.19579/#post-411401[/URL]).


The most logical conclusions I've seen so far, have already been forwarded by the users on here:

- random shooting in shithole MKE that just happened to involve the hovel. Patrick sees this as an opportunity to tie it to ONA.
- this whole thing is an elaborately staged hoax to get the authorities interested in us, since they probably haven't taken the "death threats" seriously, much to Fatso's chagrin. Fatrick may very well be desperate enough to fire into his OWN house, into an empty room, just to say it was us.
- Patrick accidentally discharged his weapon and is now trying to pin it on ONA, to get the heat off of him.
- Domestic dispute that ended with a shooting, that - again - he's trying to pin on ONA.

Am I right so far? Did I leave anything out?

"Gay infighting"

The whole board turning on one asshole isn't "infighting", ya pissy eyed faggot...

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Maybe Niki shot herself?

Mel willing.

 

[Harry Powell]

The first "No atalker. I didn't. You did" could be read as "I dodn't tell the police, you did" as in "you reported to the cops that there was a shooting at my sty"

but the rest is confusing and autistic, who knows. Can Nadolski please pop in just to confirm he didn't drunkenly do anything retarded again?

someone pls pay the premium plan for a radio archiving website so we can listen how the dispatcher described the incident :-) only $15 for 180 days

I will pay the $15. Someone do it, I’ll send crypto

 

[SFWA liaison]

I will pay the $15. Someone do it, I’ll send crypto

someone else said the Milwaukee PD radio isn't available for monitorin (they encrypt), the one I posted is Milwaukee County Sheriff's or something like that

but you may be able to FOIA the incident report, more on that later

 

[Uncle Floyd]

At least Benoit had a nice smile.

And a successful career.

And fans.

And the respect of his peers.

And a nice home.

And a good home for the dogs he loved.

What are some of them other things the Crippler was better at than Pig?

Using his gym equipment.

 

[Hoolies]

"You tried to kill Niki"

"No atalker, you did and you are going to prison for it."

Pretty much confirms that someone shot at the house. Given the fact it's located in a crime ridden neighborhood, I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.

I think he's just referring to his "swaTing is attempTed murder" angle there, but seeing how a tantrum in front of Milwaukee's finest after a full day of drinking didn't even get him a well-deserved tasing, it's kind of a reach.

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

What are some of them other things the Crippler was better at than Pig?

Was involved in his kids life

 

[FatPatsBaps]

What are some of them other things the Crippler was better at than Pig?

Better teeth.

Better hairline.

Better second, better wife.