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Anyone play GTA online?

The Power 9_ Thief

Buy a nine and flip it over
Did
I fucking hate wiggers since I’m from a ghetto. I said nigga recently in a store and the white dudes who worked there said “shhhhhh Alex is working” (Alex is black) I was like “yo Alex, nigga you see what they’re doing? They think you can’t handle the word so they made up their mind for you. While insinuating I’m the racist.”

Fucking kids are either wiggers or liberal faggots

Did ya
 

AntSucks

★ ★ ★ ★ ☆
I play the heists mostly, and occasionally I grief in public lobbies. Once in a while I'll do a race. They're more fun than Forza but still boring. There are some really fun online missions but Rockstar makes it impossible to matchmake properly with other players so there's hundreds of cool missions nobody can ever play. There's one that's like TRON on bikes, and a cool one called Bikes vs Trucks
 

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
None of the online content works in single player. That means you can't really store vehicles or have them delivered and none of the new vehicles or weapons appear. The Scarface game for PS2 allowed you to call henchmen and have cars delivered. Way to be 10 years behind a PS2 game, Cockstar!
 
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