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I have a query about your fine city. Please PM me. I would say more but don’t want to give Pat any ideas.
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The mulch thing is funny. As far as mistakes go it doesn't even register on the Tomlinson scale. Ordering things by the cubic yard isn't exactly common so it's easy to buy too much. That pile was probably 6 or 7 yards. Doesn't sound like a lot, but it is. Any normal person would just laugh it off. But Project Pat has a reputation to uphold and making mistakes isn't something he does. So obviously it was stlakers.I forgot we all got together to dump that mulch.
He didn't even blame us. It was just 'dropped off' despite them never ordering or paying for it.The mulch thing is funny. As far as mistakes go it doesn't even register on the Tomlinson scale. Ordering things by the cubic yard isn't exactly common so it's easy to buy too much. That pile was probably 6 or 7 yards. Doesn't sound like a lot, but it is. Any normal person would just laugh it off. But Project Pat has a reputation to uphold and making mistakes isn't something he does. So obviously it was stlakers.
He didn't even blame us. It was just 'dropped off' despite them never ordering or paying for it.
“We have no reason to believe otherwise”The entire board does. Why would Brinton say that we all lived in Wisconsin while under oath if it weren’t true?
I remember the Facebook post, but I thought he reopened the case and added it to the list of felonies? It's hard to keep track. It will all come out at the trial, I guess?He didn't even blame us. It was just 'dropped off' despite them never ordering or paying for it.
He added it retroactively after a Twitterer/texter singled it out.I remember the Facebook post, but I thought he reopened the case and added it to the list of felonies? It's hard to keep track. It will all come out at the trial, I guess?
Nice! What’s the name of Pat’s neighborhood? Riverside Park or Upper East Side (can’t help but guffaw at that, being familiar with the one in Manhattan— I’m sure they’re twin ‘hoods!)?It all depends on where you put the city limits. I'm an inclusive sort, so I give Milwaukee some fairly generous margins. The way I figure it I live on the far west side of Milwaukee, I think quite a few of the Brothamen live on the extreme east side of the city.
He really interrogated me for that one. Fortunately the signature on the form said uncle leo.He didn’t blame us for the mulch but he did blame us for all those empty boxes that showed up at the hovel. Mail fraud was the crime he accused us of IIRC.
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