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Anyone here live in the greater Milwaukee area?

T. Booth Willy

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I forgot we all got together to dump that mulch.
The mulch thing is funny. As far as mistakes go it doesn't even register on the Tomlinson scale. Ordering things by the cubic yard isn't exactly common so it's easy to buy too much. That pile was probably 6 or 7 yards. Doesn't sound like a lot, but it is. Any normal person would just laugh it off. But Project Pat has a reputation to uphold and making mistakes isn't something he does. So obviously it was stlakers.
 
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The mulch thing is funny. As far as mistakes go it doesn't even register on the Tomlinson scale. Ordering things by the cubic yard isn't exactly common so it's easy to buy too much. That pile was probably 6 or 7 yards. Doesn't sound like a lot, but it is. Any normal person would just laugh it off. But Project Pat has a reputation to uphold and making mistakes isn't something he does. So obviously it was stlakers.
He didn't even blame us. It was just 'dropped off' despite them never ordering or paying for it.
 
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He didn't even blame us. It was just 'dropped off' despite them never ordering or paying for it.
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It all depends on where you put the city limits. I'm an inclusive sort, so I give Milwaukee some fairly generous margins. The way I figure it I live on the far west side of Milwaukee, I think quite a few of the Brothamen live on the extreme east side of the city.
Nice! What’s the name of Pat’s neighborhood? Riverside Park or Upper East Side (can’t help but guffaw at that, being familiar with the one in Manhattan— I’m sure they’re twin ‘hoods!)?

And I had no idea Milwaukee was so based. They named an entire neighborhood in tribute to my personal hero!

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Too bad they’re soiling the area with bullshit like Juneteenth.
 
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He didn’t blame us for the mulch but he did blame us for all those empty boxes that showed up at the hovel. Mail fraud was the crime he accused us of IIRC.
He really interrogated me for that one. Fortunately the signature on the form said uncle leo.
 
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