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Anyone here almost die?

RoTheHo69

I was sad at him.
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Similar story. My friend was politically persecuted. The Feds finally took him out, but instead of assassinating him, they made it look like he killed his toddler leaving a crime scene. They got ahead of any martyr cult and my friend is serving hard time in prison currently. Keep your heads on a swivel, funsters.
wtf.. everyone stay the fuck away from me.
 
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Should have oded about a dozen times.

One of my dumber stories is I Was brown-out drunk in Jamaica and decided I was going to rob the coke dealer I was buying coke from because I was retarded and thought he was trying to rip me off because I had no clue what the conversion rates were. Luckily only got jumped by three Jamaican dudes but they coulda chopped my ass up. I did rob him but he came back with his pals while I was still standing in the same parking lot I robbed him in like a dumb ass because i was talking to these girls that pulled up in a car

I later found out he was not trying to rip me off like I thought he was
 
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