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Once. Her name was Tamara. We were both 13. Gripped my dick like she was holding on for her life and 3 or 4 jerks later I came like a broken levy.
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Anyone ever get a good handjob from a broad
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I've known a few skirts who can really dole out a good old fashioned handy, but it's a fucking bummer when you come the realization that it must have taken them a lot of practice to get that good...
The best I ever had; bitch was in my face, locked eye with me cooing like a whore for me to bust. Fucking awesome.
The best I ever had; bitch was in my face, locked eye with me cooing like a whore for me to bust. Fucking awesome.
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I'm talking about sex chat/gossip in non sexual situations. Heard men mention the hand job issue all the time. Never heard a woman say "he can't finger me"
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When I was 16 or 17 I got a hand shandy from this girl I knew. She was doing OK but then every 30 seconds or so she would stop beating my shaft and would press down a few times on the head of my cock with her thumb like it was a joystick. The fourth of fifth time she did it I started laughing and asked her what she was doing. She blushed and said she'd read it in some women's magazine's sex tips. I said it wasn't working and placed the burden on her. The resulting embarrassment led to a pretty solid blowjob. Swings and roundabouts.
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Even worse when you realize most of the shit they learned is from a dude telling them to do it
A clumsy handjob isn't the worst thing in the world if you're thinkin' bout entering a longterm relationship, tobecompletelyhonestwitcha
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Does it count if you do the handjob while they watch? If so, lots of times. 
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The long answer is No
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Usually as part of an intense fuck session. There's more aggression and fury in those hands.
These days it's hard to get excited when she pulls it out on the couch and jerks me while we're watching Bake-Off.
These days it's hard to get excited when she pulls it out on the couch and jerks me while we're watching Bake-Off.
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Imagine being locked in his townhouse, nowhere to go. Panic sets in and then ---- the true horror: his Danny Bonaduce-looking freckled hand limply jerking his half-pud backdropped by a patchy tuft of ginger pubes.
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50 ways to drive your man wild with desire! Funny how none of those recommendations involve sucking dick like a champion.
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Exactly. That’s how stent keeps his man happy.
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If you do it with your left hand and don't grip properly then it feels like a 14-year-old girl is doing it.
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Yes. Back in the 90s there was a massage joint not far from where I lived at the time and it was all Russian broads, most of them halfway decent looking too. There was a blonde girl there who gave hellacious hand jobs, two-handers. She was a real pro.
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Didn’t Reagan and Mr. T teach you people to just say no?”
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But, I got a whole technique...
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I don’t be ticking or nothing