Anyone else want to train for a marathon next year?

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I’ll be there! Not bareassed but in a sensible, tasteful jock strap.

If there's one thing about you guys, you're not at all ostentatious.

 

[guest]

To add onto this if you’re actually serious and weren’t just on a Coke bender yesterday or manic, training for a half is a lot harder in the winter, especially if you don’t live in the south because there are going to be days when the weather makes it very difficult and since it gets dark so early that makes scheduling harder if you live somewhere that running around at night doesn’t work. It helps to have that added flexibility of a longer program.

I'm serious, not sure about my friend. Hoping to do it with somebody. I'll tey to find a longer training program since I'd prefer that anyway. Leaving running to the last minute when I'm not used to it doesnt seem like a good idea.

I'm in. I need an excuse to get motivated. And I'm pretty sure pat only ran a halfathon, which is definitely easier to prepare for

Awesome. I convinced my friend by saying how crazy itd feel to cross the finish line since he cant imagine himself doing that. Im also motivated by beating that fat faggot's time since he's an "experienced" marathon runner.

 

[captainjapan]

I'd rather dig up Fez Marie's corpse and rebury him in Northern Virginia where he belongs than run around with a bunch of retards in short pants.

 

[guest]

I'd rather dig up Fez Marie's corpse and rebury him in Northern Virginia where he belongs than run around with a bunch of retards in short pants.

When you put it that way, yeah it's gay. But don't ruin this for me. Sniff.

 

[peckafacce]

Run for fun? What the hell kinda fun is that?

 

[captainjapan]

I don't run with empty hands. I'll run if I need a new soundbar

 

[guest]

@CarolMaxheinie my friend couldn't even be bothered to wake up early enough to buy running shoes with me. I have a feeling he's not going to do this.

Do many people run marathons by themselves or would that be really sad?

 

[captainjapan]

You should run alone, wearing nothing but nikes and diaper

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Running a marathon is for faggots. Proof: Carol, the Glorious King of all Faggots.