Anyone else notice we living the future?

[guest]

When I was a kid, I imagined how fucking crazy it'd be to be able to watch TV on my Gameboy. Or play Nintendo 64 quality games on my Gameboy.

Now we are way past that point.

I had to wait 5 fucking minutes to go online and nobody could use the phone when I was on there. Then I'd post on a forum and it's be lucky if someone else was online to respond. Now I'll make multiple posts while taking a shit and bother people all over the world within a 5 minute timespan.

This was all so gradual that I didn't notice. But now I do notice that we're in the future.

Also, they're cutting off kids' dicks and saying they're girls. And if you're against that, you're on the wrong side of history/an evil republican.

 

[guest]

I feel sorry for the first generation of kids growing up with unrestricted access to the internet, including addictive pure degeneracy.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I remember playing Playstation and thinking how cool it would be if it was possible to play my friend in Madden while we were both at our own houses.

Only several years later, I was calling people from every continent niggers, from my own living room. The future really does rule

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I feel sorry for the first generation of kids growing up with unrestricted access to the internet, including addictive pure degeneracy.

If I had the internet as we know it now when I was a kid I would've been just a chronic masturbator. I already kind of was, but I had dial up forever so I was basically limited to still images. Half the time when I go to any porn site now within the first few videos on the homepage, you'll see some thumbnail of a "bisexual threesome" where some guy is getting nailed in the ass while a chick watches. They're turning the frickin frogs gay.

 

[aRTie02150]

I used to think that playing my PSP 2005 was the first intro to being in the future. I had already been playing videogames online via consoles since the Dreamcast and PS2 so the idea of playing a game with someone on the other side of the country had already been an established thing for me, but the PSP made that portable and wireless and had almost current generation graphics at the time. Plus it gave me access to porn. It was all images, but it worked.

The moment Google Maps and YouTube became available on my phone (Helio Ocean) I knew we were officially in the future.

 

[Zombie247]

My young dream came true. And it's fun as hell.

 

[Harry Powell]

I feel sorry for the first generation of kids growing up with unrestricted access to the internet, including addictive pure degeneracy.

That generation was us (older millenials). Shit fucked me up.

 

[Harry Powell]

I used to think that playing my PSP 2005 was the first intro to being in the future. I had already been playing videogames online via consoles since the Dreamcast and PS2 so the idea of playing a game with someone on the other side of the country had already been an established thing for me, but the PSP made that portable and wireless and had almost current generation graphics at the time. Plus it gave me access to porn. It was all images, but it worked.

The moment Google Maps and YouTube became available on my phone (Helio Ocean) I knew we were officially in the future.

once in a while there is a device that is genuinely ahead of the curve. A modded PSP was one of them.

 

[Carl Winslow]

2004 - 2007 era internet was great, Myspace was the shit.

I honestly think the day the "old" internet ended was in 2009 when Jewbook added the chat box. after that day all old shit sorta ended.

only bad thing about the "wild west" net was going on music/VG forums and people posting CP. Lot of odd fucks there. Yahoo chat was gross and insane too.

 

[Harry Powell]

2004 - 2007 era internet was great, Myspace was the shit.

I honestly think the day the "old" internet ended was in 2009 when Jewbook added the chat box. after that day all old shit sorta ended.

only bad thing about the "wild west" net was going on music/VG forums and people posting CP. Lot of odd fucks there. Yahoo chat was gross and insane too.

Nah brotherman. The best internet was 1995-2003 with the earlier years being the best.

There was an era where a tech literate person was legitimately living 15-20 years ahead of the rest of society *and* it was a Wild West.

 

[aRTie02150]

2004 - 2007 era internet was great, Myspace was the shit.

I honestly think the day the "old" internet ended was in 2009 when Jewbook added the chat box. after that day all old shit sorta ended.

only bad thing about the "wild west" net was going on music/VG forums and people posting CP. Lot of odd fucks there. Yahoo chat was gross and insane too.

Lol Yahoo chat and chatrooms were fucking wild. It's where I learned Indian men are disgusting.

 

[Carl Winslow]

once in a while there is a device that is genuinely ahead of the curve. A modded PSP was one of them.

Neo Geo came out in the (early) 90's and was ahead of shit for like 15 years. The programmers honestly didn't know what to do with it that shit and they mostly just made fighting games.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Nah brotherman. The best internet was 1995-2003 with the earlier years being the best.

There was an era where a tech literate person was legitimately living 15-20 years ahead of the rest of society *and* it was a Wild West.

ok thats fair, my family didn't get the net until 1999.

 

[Rascal]

Nigger Kanye West said it best.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

Nah brotherman. The best internet was 1995-2003 with the earlier years being the best.

There was an era where a tech literate person was legitimately living 15-20 years ahead of the rest of society *and* it was a Wild West.

Agreed. These youngsters can't comprehend how amazing the early days of the internet were.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Agreed. These youngsters can't comprehend how amazing the early days of the internet were.

I was born in 1985 and we got a PC/internet in 1997. Somehow I found my way onto IRC back then.

 

[Harry Powell]

I was born in 1985 and we got a PC/internet in 1997. Somehow I found my way onto IRC back then.

I remember using IRC in the same era to download hundreds of low res porno JPGs. Later on as I was furiously beating off to them my mom came home unexpectedly early and caught me dick-in-hand, so they banned internet from the house for like 3 fawkin’ years.

So I stole the AOL login information from my mother’s blind friend who had it written out next to her computer. Then at night after my parents went to sleep I would run this insane +25’ telephone cord from my basement room up to the phone jack and get online. Nice try stopping me, BITCH!