Anyone else more intimidated by short people than tall people, because you assume the short people could snap at any time and start stabbing people?

[The NaTurryl Man]

Always fear a cop. They're sociopaths.

You probably deserved it tbh. I've been caught dead actually committing crimes and they barely even tightened the cuffs before they throw me in the back of the squad

 

[Turk February]

You probably deserved it tbh. I've been caught dead actually committing crimes and they barely even tightened the cuffs before they throw me in the back of the squad

I actually don't want to discuss my worst experience with the police. It was too traumatic for me to make jokes about.

 

[aRTie02150]

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I thought it had those eyes you fellas usually add to faces. (I believe Dan's?)

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I guess i'm short, 5'8 - 5'8 1/2 , but i'm not really built short. I have kinda big arms and thighs, with a big torso, head and chest. Some guys are just short with little arms, legs, ect...

It all depends on proportions, imho.

Is this an excerpt from your Grindr profile?

 

[Homeless Andrew]

Whenever I see a short person walking my way on the street, I step out of the way like it's a black.

Yeah, short guys can be fucking maniacs. When you're tall, you have to watch it, random short dudes will try to scrap with you for no reason. Usually when alcohol is involved and women are around. My dad gave me this advice when I was 16 or something. Twice in my life two short guys like randomly went 0-60 on me in bars. Fucking maniacs.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I actually don't want to discuss my worst experience with the police. It was too traumatic for me to make jokes about.

This one time a detective grabbed me kind of firmly when he went to cuff me. My initial response to having some dickhead lay his hands on me was to tense up and start pulling away but then my brain started working and I just let it happen. He gave me a pat down and didn't even find the baggie of coke he knew I had in my pocket so I got to go back into the bar, finish my drink and go do blow.

 

[aRTie02150]

This one time a detective grabbed me kind of firmly when he went to cuff me. My initial response to having some dickhead lay his hands on me was to tense up and start pulling away but then my brain started working and I just let it happen. He gave me a pat down and didn't even find the baggie of coke he knew I had in my pocket so I got to go back into the bar, finish my drink and go do blow.

I remember getting pat down and my small baggie of coke was found and the officer asked me "is this all you have on you?" I said yes and he put it back in my pocket and let me go.

Boston Police can be nice.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I remember getting pat down and my small baggie of coke was found and the officer asked me "is this all you have on you?" I said yes and he put it back in my pocket and let me go.

Boston Police can be nice.

I'm not trying to say that Turk is a problem immigrant who never should have been allowed to move here and entice the police the way he did but it could be true. I'm not a lawyer, though.


Turry Precision

 

[BUBBLER]

I can do the thing where I put my hand on his presumably bald head and he can't do anything about it

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[BUBBLER]

Yeah, short guys can be fucking maniacs. When you're tall, you have to watch it, random short dudes will try to scrap with you for no reason. Usually when alcohol is involved and women are around. My dad gave me this advice when I was 16 or something. Twice in my life two short guys like randomly went 0-60 on me in bars. Fucking maniacs.

Nigga who the fuck are you