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No joke here, @NoBacon, but what even is a "gamer chair"? I'm legit lost.
That's like saying the chair in my studio is a "Guitar Chair". Any chair I sit down in could be a "Guitar Chair".
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Anyone else annoyed by "Internet Christians"?
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No joke here, @NoBacon, but what even is a "gamer chair"? I'm legit lost.
That's like saying the chair in my studio is a "Guitar Chair". Any chair I sit down in could be a "Guitar Chair".
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When I was young, it was whatever chair you sat on to play games. Calling a chair a “gamer chair “ specifically is a marketing trick rubes fall for.
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It’s a prototypical description of a chair aesthetic that e girls stream from. Think racing car vibes and LED lights.
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WHAT!?
(You sure about this?)
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But your chair has huge side bolsters. You know. Like a race car.
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I game in a racing car, do you?
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Unless they're a monastic, yeah.
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Guitar chairs don't have fists coming out of the seats.
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That just means that Orthodoxy becoming the new face of Internet grifting is just a few years away tbh. The faggots initially picked Catholicism because American Protestant fundamentalism is lame and boring, and they're growing frustrated with the oversaturated grift market in which it's easy to call them out on their bullshit. Orthodoxy was spared this for a while because it's a more obscure and 'ethnic' religion in the public imagination, which is going to be same reason why the fakers will gravitate towards it to look windswept and interesting.
Eventually they'll grow bored with that too and just pretend to be non-descript 'true' Christians like @NoBacon, who are far too based to be tied to down to just one denomination. My feeling's that that will be followed by a cycle of contrarian Atheism and paganism until we reach the point where Christianity is deemed cool again in the mind of the edgelords.
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I mean we're basically already there with the grifting but people using the name of the Lord for personal gain goes all the way back to Old Testament so it can't be helped. If even 1% of converts hold fast it's a success - nobody ever said that the whole world would be converted but every soul saved is a victory. The Protestant idea of a worldwide revival is just another one of their crazy notions.
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Yeah, at least growing up, Catholics were considered the faggiest version of Christians. It's been bizarre watching the "based and trad!" retards pick that out of all of them. Makes it even more obvious how little these cocksuckers understand or care about the shit they're supposedly building their entire lives and personalities off of now.
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Shut up fag
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It's kinda flipping. Now the "akkkkktuallly" people are the christ-grifter righteousness hipsters. The Fedora Christian. "Akkktually looking at a naked woman online is adultery." Shut up faggot.
Egads I hope not. It's bad enough we 'normy' quiet cultural pagans who prefer to go about our business without making a scene have to answer for the bored middle-aged swingers wanting blood orgies as part of their fucked-up knk and also the Wiccan/goth teen crowd.
The hardcore Xtian girls I knew in school (in the 2000s) were all competitive anorexics. Makes you think.
It's an Opie reference