Anyone else a huge GTA fan but never play San Andreas because it was about blacks?

[Chive Turkey]

There was a time I was calling every black in my life “CJ”.

those niggas

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I used to jump in the fighter jet and suicide bomb other blacks

 

[Barzoni1010]

Apparently it was a really good game but I missed out.

It's the best GTA game

Plus they're 90's blacks, so they're funny

 

[Africa.com]

The DMAN has always felt this way about San Andreas. It just gets grating after a while. And to make it even worse, it’s white peoples idea of black people shit. The DMAN does a lot of eye rolling when he plays San Andreas.

Vice City was superior in vibe and style. San Andreas had awful shooting mechanics. It was like the gun was never aiming or if you stood in the wrong spot you would just shoot into the air. The NPCs were way overpowered. The fact that you could swim as a black but not as an Italian was just ridiculous.

You wanna know the worst thing about the game? It was the only GTA main character who was a reluctant criminal. He was black so he had to be more innocent on some level just so it would be “the right kind” of glorifying niggerdom.

DMan fawking killing it with the esoteric take

 

[DMAN]

Lol.
And great point about him being a reluctant criminal. I can't believe they were pussies about that even in 2004 or whenever it came out.

What do you think of GTA IV? I'll trust the DMAN's review and make my decision from that.

I got a few missions into the game back in 2008. Thinking of dusting off my xbox 360 and playing it again. I really hope it connects to my monitor and shit easily, and technology hasn't progressed that far since then.

Never played anything after San Andreas. The DMAN is like an entertainment caveman in many ways. One year he just stopped consuming.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

GTA 2 was the best. Best radio, all the funny songs before they actually got licensed songs, selling drugs to kids…

GTA games have such shitty gameplay I don’t know why they didn’t just stick with the overhead

 

[PogromStallone]

San Andreas always felt like a step down after Vice City for me. The characters, setting and music of VC felt like it was made for me. My friends loved SA and while I had fun with it, it was nowhere near as good as VC.

 

[aRTie02150]

GTA 2 was the best. Best radio, all the funny songs before they actually got licensed songs, selling drugs to kids…

GTA games have such shitty gameplay I don’t know why they didn’t just stick with the overhead

I've been a GTA fag since day 1 and I still consider 2 as my favorite.

The dynamic of having to maintain a certain amount of respect to unlock missions was neat and you could easily adjust the respect levels by going into an area and killing gang members.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

It was the first one that started doing that dating and doing other busy work that made it a drag to play the same for 4. I gave up pretty quickly with 5 and don’t think I’ll bother with 6 at all.

 

[Africa.com]

DMan fawking killing it with the esoteric take

I'd like a DAnalysis of IV. It's vastly superior to V, but not as good as Vice City, which you accurately pegged as having the best atmosphere of the 3 era trilogy.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

I was having so much fun with Vice City that I never bothered with Grand Theft Auto: Black People.

 

[H0meRunCumia]

Vice City was awesome, but that shit does not hold up well at all...

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

OP is most definitely a self-hating mulatto.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

It's definitely worth it as it's still great. If you're playing on PC then you might need to downgrade and mod it to get the best results or just use the in-game framerate limiter, as it wasn't intended to play above 30 fps.

It hardly got to 30fps in the first place. It was the primary reason I didn't like it. Laggy as fuck.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Vice City was awesome, but that shit does not hold up well at all...

Yeah, I tried playing it for the first time a couple years ago and it felt closer to GTA 3 than it does to GTA San Andreas, which is a kind way of saying it felt dated.

 

[H0meRunCumia]

Yeah, I tried playing it for the first time a couple years ago and it felt closer to GTA 3 than it does to GTA San Andreas, which is a kind way of saying it felt dated.

Yeah me too, tried playing again because i loved it back in the day, and the controls are dated AF.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Also the police station and a purple double headed dildo in it i beat a lot of random people to death with.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Well why would you NOT want to play a game as a violent nigger thug? The first thing I always did was get roided up and go play the knockout game with little old white lady NPCs carrying their groceries home.

 

[Professor Rape]

Yeah me too, tried playing again because i loved it back in the day, and the controls are dated AF.

Your mom is dated AF.

(She goes on lots of dates, with men)

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

San Andreas was the best one. Followed closely by vice city sniff