ANYONE can do it!

[Lard Glug]

I thought he didn’t own any sneakers.

 

[Guest]

His head is just absolutely massive. I’ve seen it countless times and it still catches me off guard. What a genetic disaster.

In person it’s very similar in shape to ET. It’s like a loaf of bread, very rectangular.

 

[Jenna]

It was right before his Costa Rica trip

Apparently this is his "beach hot body"

Captain America t-shirt for every international vacation. So the locals can call their children over - "Look Pablo, there's a real-life Captain America over there! And he's going down the zipline Spiderman style? What a maverick!"

 

[Dog Eater]

Captain America t-shirt for every international vacation. So the locals can call their children over - "Look Pablo, there's a real-life Captain America over there! And he's going down the zipline Spiderman style? What a maverick!"

He ziplines but is also into comic book movies thereby making him a stealthy geek.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Captain America t-shirt for every international vacation. So the locals can call their children over - "Look Pablo, there's a real-life Captain America over there! And he's going down the zipline Spiderman style? What a maverick!"

It’s so funny he doesn’t realize he dresses exactly like the “stupid fat American in a foreign country” stereotype

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He ziplines but is also into comic book movies thereby making him a stealthy geek.

Even funnier is I bet he’s never even read an actual comic book.

 

[fuckwit]

I can't understand how he's not losing weight when all he does is sit on the fart couch drinking booze and eating meat.

Motherfucker is always glazed with those meat-sweats.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I can't understand how he's not losing weight when all he does is sit on the fart couch drinking booze and eating meat.

Motherfucker is always glazed with those meat-sweats.

Every meal he posts has like 4 different kinds of carbs in it

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Pat's workout regimen:

Monday - gut and love-handles
Tuesday - jowls and chins
Wednesday - back fat
Thursday - tits
Friday - rest

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat's workout regimen:

Monday - gut and love-handles
Tuesday - jowls and chins
Wednesday - back fat
Thursday - tits
Friday - rest

Sat/Sun - consume 18,000 calories for the protein.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It’s so funny he doesn’t realize he dresses exactly like the “stupid fat American in a foreign country” stereotype

My theory is that Pat is so arrogant he doesent ever realize how many times he self owns. He’s very unaware of how many times his responses or posts he thought were genius were really him exposing one of his lies or showing what a cunt he really is.