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Any of you fags got any resolutions for '24?

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I moved to snowflake az a few months ago. They all have alcoholic and junkie tendencies when they call out. Or just straight no show because they can't be fired because there Das is in charge of whatever ward.
I was in rehab a few years ago in carefree it was almost nothing but junkie mormons and teepees from the white mountains. You ever run into a bitch up there named Kristina Davis by chance?
 

Turry Precision ™®©

The Natural Man, scourge of mutts and mongrels
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No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (back in the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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I can relate born n raised in Mesa AZ. I fucking hate mormons. Fake elitist faggots
Two Mormon kids used to stop by my place and offer to help me with shit all the time. I actually liked the little fuckers. One was from Arizona and one was from Massachusetts. I'd always turn down the help and decline to hear about their dumb religion but they'd hang out and talk for a while. It always kind of pissed me off that they'd never take a bottle of water. It was a particularly hot summer and I'd offer every time. I'd see them walking all over the place, there's no way they weren't fucking thirsty. Like THEY need to help YOU so you owe them, not the other way around. It's like a prison grift. I also don't know why they came around my house so often. They either just liked me or they thought I needed to be saved.

My one buddy got a pair of mormons to help him paint his apartment one time and apparently they didn't even try to sell him on the religion at all, they legit just helped and fucked off.
 

lil chud

Kommandant of Trump Concentration Camp #230
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Two Mormon kids used to stop by my place and offer to help me with shit all the time. I actually liked the little fuckers. One was from Arizona and one was from Massachusetts. I'd always turn down the help and decline to hear about their dumb religion but they'd hang out and talk for a while. It always kind of pissed me off that they'd never take a bottle of water. It was a particularly hot summer and I'd offer every time. I'd see them walking all over the place, there's no way they weren't fucking thirsty. Like THEY need to help YOU so you owe them, not the other way around. It's like a prison grift. I also don't know why they came around my house so often. They either just liked me or they thought I needed to be saved.

My one buddy got a pair of mormons to help him paint his apartment one time and apparently they didn't even try to sell him on the religion at all, they legit just helped and fucked off.
They probably thought you were a male homosexual and wanted to save you. Good guys in my book!
 

Cptbaldopie

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I have no idea what part of the white mountain area these junkies were pouring in from. It was eye opening to me that its basically the junkie capital of AZ.
Off Concho highway yes. When you hit the 277 and the 77 that shit ends. You have your odd cases here and there but I think country boys snuff that shit out quick.
 

Peckas

Helping those 8 to 80
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No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (back in the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time
No offense aids patients gets me every time
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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My one buddy got a pair of mormons to help him paint his apartment one time and apparently they didn't even try to sell him on the religion at all, they legit just helped and fucked off.
I had a couple of them turn up because they saw a surfboard in the open garage and just wanted to ask about it. Didn't mention religion or anything and didn't come back. I think they were just bored of Jesus for the day.
 
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