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Any guesses on next media drop?

eggfeller

Franklin Delano Child
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Looks like another who-gives-a-shit podcast

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jesus CHRIST. i’m about to call ems & report patrick’s jowls for looking like they’re at critical
mass. his fucking head has NEVED looked fatter than in this image. it almost completely distracts me from niki’s just-woke-up stupid greyhound face. they both look like such retarded pieces of shit. sickening
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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jesus CHRIST. i’m about to call ems & report patrick’s jowls for looking like they’re at critical
mass. his fucking head has NEVED looked fatter than in this image. it almost completely distracts me from niki’s just-woke-up stupid greyhound face. they both look like such retarded pieces of shit. sickening
His head is so big it’s ruining the collars on his shirts, it’s all stretched out trying to pull it over his giant fat skull.
 

EraGodless

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It's been a few hours since another hilarious Pat video so somethings incoming...


Pigs just handing us gold lately...I'm sure there's more to come before the 24th.

Any predictions? Podcast? National? Local? International? Does anyone ever finally call bullshit?

I'm gonna guess another podcast. Same verbatim script. Guest appearance with Nick. Dan Mullen finally gets a response.

Buckle up boys!
Inside Edition

 
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FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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He doesn't have a lawyer, i wouldn't be shocked if the judge reschedules the thing and forces him to work with a public defender...does that even apply in a case like this?
It's a civil case, so he doesn't get a public defender.

He either hires a lawyer (lol, good luck after you stiffed the last one) or he just wings it, and we see if pigs really can fly.

I'm hoping for a "No. No, I will not pay. And the reason is..." before he gets cut off by the judge and given thirty days.

"Bailiff, if you wanted to charge him with resisting arrest I would support you on that"
 
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It's a civil case, so he doesn't get a public defender.

He either hires a lawyer (lol, good luck after you stiffed the last one) or he just wings it, and we see if pigs really can fly.

I'm hoping for a "No. No, I will not pay. And the reason is..." before he gets cut off by the judge and given thirty days.

"Bailiff, if you wanted to charge him with resisting arrest I would support you on that"
I can picture it....voice cracking

"No....the jusTice system.....this is an obsceniTy.....get your fucKinG hands oFF mE!!!!!"
 
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