Any good highschool stories?

[WifeStoreWill]

@JebJoh has a bunch, I heard

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I skipped a lot of class and played N64, drank liters of Mountain Dew, and watched sci-fi.

 

[kingship75]

He ended up tearing his acl or someshit and became a coke dealer in college. His senior year he was driving home doing a red eye drive to comeback home for christmas and hit a pole on the freeway, presumably after falling asleep from being barred out on xans. Dead on impact.
Life comes at you fast.

Not as fast as utility poles, amirite?

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I went through a phase where I liked females taller than me so I started dating the broads on the volleyball team.

I got bullied for it for being weird.

Self conscious girls are PFG

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Not as fast as utility poles, amirite?

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You won't hear me complain.

 

[Treat Yourself]

One time I told my electronics teacher I wanted to go to college for computer programming instead and he seemed really bummed about it. Looking back I probably should have become an electrical engineer after all.

Whaddaya want? I'm half a Fez, no wacky pranks or ladies taste-testing my pecka.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Penis inspection day was always crazy

 

[Easily_Remembered]

@JebJoh has a bunch, I heard

Yeah, but we're looking for stories about when you were actually still in high school.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

My school was so old and decrepit that the floor of the library collapsed the year after I graduated. Speaking of the library, our librarian was a truman capote-style gay southern mama's boy that looked like Milton from 'office space'. Any boy in the library was in danger of having his shoulders rubbed by the librarian, even the niggers!

 

[guest]

Penis inspection day was always crazy

Were you the inspector?

 

[Petworth dude]

I jerked off in the bathroom A LOT

Some autistic Indian guy I went to high school with did this. A few years later, he went nuts and bit his mother’s hands to the point that she had to be hospitalized.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I smoked weed with my classmate, now comedian Theo Von behind a Bowling Alley in our shared hometown of Mandeville, Louisiana.

Best story with my actual friends is when we convinced a drunk buddy that an alligator stole his beer. Had to stop the crazy son of a bitch from standing at the edge of a river at night (the perfect hunting place and time for a gator in July).

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Dead on impact.
Life comes at you fast.

it was definitely a come to Jesus moment and my last shit prank.

Solid lessons.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Penis inspection day was always crazy

I always failed and had to take extra classes with the health teacher because he couldn't believe it was real until he tasted it as saw me achieve an orgasm. Very stressful times, but luckily that class isn't on my transcript.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I went to school in a real country, redneck town. Always felt like a fish out of water and I was always way smarter than my peers in class. School bored me. It was so easy that I just stopped doing work and eventually stopped showing up a lot of the time.

I knew I didn’t need highschool and if I wanted to go to university later, I’m smart enough (IQ in the high 130s/low 140s) to ace the courses by studying on my own time.

I was in danger of not graduating and even got put in remedial classes…luckily my mom was the school psychologist and managed to push me through to graduate

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I went to school in a real country, redneck town. Always felt like a fish out of water and I was always way smarter than my peers in class. School bored me. It was so easy that I just stopped doing work and eventually stopped showing up a lot of the time.

I knew I didn’t need highschool and if I wanted to go to university later, I’m smart enough (IQ in the high 130s/low 140s) to ace the courses by studying on my own time.

I was in danger of not graduating and even got put in remedial classes…luckily my mom was the school psychologist and managed to push me through to graduate

The way you told that story right there. It's like you have a gift!

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I knew I didn’t need highschool and if I wanted to go to university later, I’m smart enough (IQ in the high 130s/low 140s) to ace the courses by studying on my own time.

I had personal circumstances but wasn't worried - I felt the same... but they changed to maybe 40% of the exam to coursework, I was relying on just breezing through the exams but then got hit with the coursework thing (which got removed a couple years after me).
I guess it all worked-out.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

This kid asked me if I wanted to join his "racist website" I declined because I was way too cool for the internet in 2005. I was writing novels and having sex. That kid is now a tranny and I post on a racist website.

Actually that's not a very good story, sorry

 

[captain_kamala]

I was really pretty and rich one time a teacher asked me how much my Louis Vuitton purse cost and the whole class gasped they were just not on my level