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I remember being a freshman and faking dropping my pencil so I could look up the dress of girl in English class. My prom I went to a buddies hung out on his roof and threw empty beer bottles at passing cars.
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That is assumedI jerked off in the bathroom A LOT
I didn't do this but I did figure out how to turn the pressure/gallons per flush up on the urinals. (Trade school, I'm retarded) And I set almost every urinal to just flush GALLONS at a time. Many unhappy janitors and male studentsI jerked off in the bathroom A LOT
As it should lolSophomore year. New kid moved to the area. He was an asshole. In hindsight makes sense. He was abused by his parents. I remember taughnting him to kill himself and he did. That one has always stuck with me.
Smell of shit turned you on?I jerked off in the bathroom A LOT
Oh big man gives up the website and now he's a regular guy breakin bawlls in heahSmell of shit turned you on?
Da opster would be proud
Yes. Saying factual statements. That's your bit?Oh big man gives up the website and now he's a regular guy breakin bawlls in heah
What dat screeching, tho?It doesn't stop til you put the specific key thing back in, I guess to scare away Daquandrius from raping you.
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