Any advice on how to tell my wife about my girlfriend and my girlfriend about my wife??

[captain_kamala]

i've been a sidechick willingly several times. it's not a big deal really. you could always handle this the black way and get her pregnant

the one time i didn't know, he lent me his computer which had his tax returns on it and i saw that he was married! when i confronted him about it he gave me money to shut up and leave it alone.

 

[Stent]

Get a microwave oven without a door set up under your wife's bed. When she's asleep turn it on for an hour or two. She'll get cancer in a few months.

 

[guest]

Yeah. Don't. Don't tell either about the other. They don't want to know and it will fuck up your marriage for sure and probably both relationships. Why do you want to tell them anyway? And please don't say because you feel guilty.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

 

[aRTie02150]

Here's an idea. Fly me out to your area. Me you and your gf can meet up, maybe you can buy me some lunch because the flight, and we can hatch a plan. I say you invite me over to your place and have me bring your gf. I can say she's my gf. In the middle of dinner I can have a huge argument with her since I'm Hispanic and kinda dark so your wife will probably feel uncomfortable with me leaving with her, thinking I'll hit her. Then she can say "let her stay the night" and you can kick me out. We have to have a quick scrap outside, then I'll leave and make a threat. That way your wife will really feel unsafe and have the gf stay there. I'll fly back to my area, you can have the gf make you guys feel bad by saying I abandoned her. Then when your wife is sleeping you can have sex out loud in the living room with the gf and say it was because you were trying to console her and ended up having sex.

If your wife doesn't get it, it's her problem.

 

[analeggsalad]

i've been a sidechick willingly several times. it's not a big deal really. you could always handle this the black way and get her pregnant

the one time i didn't know, he lent me his computer which had his tax returns on it and i saw that he was married! when i confronted him about it he gave me money to shut up and leave it alone.

and you gave him genital warts. quite the transaction

 

[guest]

Fawk what a faggot.

Thanks for the words, you guys saved my Christmas.

Obvious move is to just say nothing. Anyone questions anything I'll just why they aren't shutting up and blowing me.

 

[fenrir]

Here's an idea. Fly me out to your area. Me you and your gf can meet up, maybe you can buy me some lunch because the flight, and we can hatch a plan. I say you invite me over to your place and have me bring your gf. I can say she's my gf. In the middle of dinner I can have a huge argument with her since I'm Hispanic and kinda dark so your wife will probably feel uncomfortable with me leaving with her, thinking I'll hit her. Then she can say "let her stay the night" and you can kick me out. We have to have a quick scrap outside, then I'll leave and make a threat. That way your wife will really feel unsafe and have the gf stay there. I'll fly back to my area, you can have the gf make you guys feel bad by saying I abandoned her. Then when your wife is sleeping you can have sex out loud in the living room with the gf and say it was because you were trying to console her and ended up having sex.

That reads like the plot of a Shannon Tweed movie.

 

[Snake]

I honestly don't care about the wife.

Post her holes.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Just sneak into your wife's room in the middle of the night and start aggressively throat-fucking her. Do this every night until she moves out. Boom problem solved.

 

[analeggsalad]

Just sneak into your wife's room in the middle of the night and start aggressively throat-fucking her. Do this every night until she moves out. Boom problem solved.

every other post is wrong. If she bites, dent her trachea like it's a paper towel tube and call 911 claiming self defense

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Here's an idea. Fly me out to your area. Me you and your gf can meet up, maybe you can buy me some lunch because the flight, and we can hatch a plan. I say you invite me over to your place and have me bring your gf. I can say she's my gf. In the middle of dinner I can have a huge argument with her since I'm Hispanic and kinda dark so your wife will probably feel uncomfortable with me leaving with her, thinking I'll hit her. Then she can say "let her stay the night" and you can kick me out. We have to have a quick scrap outside, then I'll leave and make a threat. That way your wife will really feel unsafe and have the gf stay there. I'll fly back to my area, you can have the gf make you guys feel bad by saying I abandoned her. Then when your wife is sleeping you can have sex out loud in the living room with the gf and say it was because you were trying to console her and ended up having sex.

If your wife doesn't get it, it's her problem.

Yeah do this except with me

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I bet your wife looks hot when she gets mad

 

[guest]

I bet your wife looks hot when she gets mad

I bet she’s 4’10” and about 240