She needs to put some new teeth on Nana’s tab.
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In his faggot clown car? With Layla in a dog crate on the roof?If Joe really put the effort in he could have gotten down there; either by car or another airline. It was only Southwest experiencing a huge clusterfuck. He didn’t even try to find an alternative.
Sure, If Nana waved a check at him. He’d even ride the Joseph lane the entire way down I-95.In his faggot clown car? With Layla in a dog crate on the roof?
Also no gigs in South Carolina. Down south, who wants A U2 cover band?If I had to guess, Nana couldn't afford the monthly sibling stipend anymore so Dawn and husband moved somewhere cheaper. No idea what Hugh Bond does for a living, and Dawn officiates weddings? How much does one make doing that?
On the other hand Joe probably can't afford moving. He saved very little and has a measly 50k in a retirement account. He'd probably lose money selling his current place and wouldn't have enough to purchase anything halfway decent in SC. He's not going anywhere.
Shit. A 24+ hour round trip ride in that car? Fuck no, never gonna happen.Sure, If Nana waved a check at him. He’d even ride the Joseph lane the entire way down I-95.
Anthony Cumia's Triangle RoofNana needs some new Twitter friends. May I suggest:
Anthony Cumia’s Second Shirt
Anthony Cumia’s vibrating anal egg
Anthony Cumia’s; failing hair plugs, fatty liver, dwindling bank account, etc
All excellent additions, brotha!Anthony Cumia's Triangle Roof
Anthony Cumia's Floodzone McMansion
Anthony Cumia's Face Pits
Anthony Cumia's Homosexuality
Anthony Cumia's Jealousy of Opster's Money
Anthony Cumia's Gay Lisp
Anthony Cumia's Right Kind of 13yo
Why did her face get so much longer? Besides steroids growing your chin
double pane windows have been industry standard since roughly the late 80s, child. even new trailers got emThis house is such a major step down from Castle Cumia. At least the gaudy Roslyn residence had faux grandeur. This place just screams shoddy new construction. No crown molding, low ceilings, flimsy wayfair hanging light, cheap single pane windows, no blinds. The fit and finishes are probably equivalent to his Mineola hovel. Tis why he hasn’t posted any pictures of the interior.
He has them up, brother. And it's the Dollar General of McMansions.This house is such a major step down from Castle Cumia. At least the gaudy Roslyn residence had faux grandeur. This place just screams shoddy new construction. No crown molding, low ceilings, flimsy wayfair hanging light, cheap single pane windows, no blinds. The fit and finishes are probably equivalent to his Mineola hovel. Tis why he hasn’t posted any pictures of the interior.
double pane windows have been industry standard since roughly the late 80s, child. even new trailers got em
Nana started fucking Missy when she was wearing braces to fix that jacked grill (while he was still fucking the high school kid). He posted several pictures of Missy with her braces on and of course he was flattered over the comments implying he's fucking another "teenager" (Missy was in her mid-'20s).View attachment 86505
She needs to put some new teeth on Nana’s tab.
TYFYS, he must read here. Had to prove me wrong about the low ceilings didn’t he?He has them up, brother. And it's the Dollar General of McMansions.
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Of course he would photo a rainbow, brother.
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He's keeping the one gun he can own precariously propped on the wall, brother.
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He needs to be in the death pool.
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The red face, sweating and glassy eyes all the time is the classic old Bud drunk, brother. That ticker is aching to give out again.TYFYS, he must read here. Had to prove me wrong about the low ceilings didn’t he?
Also thanks for the bonus Nana face. He really does look on the precipice of a medical event. View attachment 86557
The red face, sweating and glassy eyes all the time is the classic old Bud drunk, brother. That ticker is aching to give out again.
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