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Anthony on the “sad demise of Bam Margera”

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
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I haven’t skated since shortly after HS but I still have a great a appreciation for guys who shred. Same with snowboarding although I did that a bit longer.
This idiot was the king of “street snowboarding” until he bashed his head open skitching (holding onto a car while skateboarding) and ended up in a coma for 6 months:
Ignore the stupid posturing but this video has two of the sickest tricks I’ve ever seen. The man demolished handrails like it was his day job. That frontboarding the kink* handrail and them the 180 to surface spin nose tap out? Fucking nasty beyond belief.

Yeah this faggot should be run over by a bush hog.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Spoken like someone who can’t hold a switch lip front boardslide.


This is what even the most skilled "extreme" sports look like to anybody who doesn't care about them. Enjoy it for what it is, adults playing with children's toys. I can't get into it unless there's Dico freestyles and shopping carts getting pushed into trees mixed in with the grinds and bails.
 

THE D

SUFFERING FROM DMANIA, PRONE TO DMANIC EPISODES
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yeah, and just like artie both are relics of an era that no longer exists and no one cares to go back to (except them and a few lingering fans)

Yes because the entire planet is so content with the state of comedy and entertainment right now..................................................................
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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jackass forever was the first in the series to be critically acclaimed proper, as well as made tonnes at the box office

incidentally, it's also the worst of the lot. but the point still stands
The first remember being well-received, I think it was Roger Ebert who said something like “God help me, two thumbs up” plus they all made money at the box office due to being made for not much.
 

HH Brother

I wanna fuck you up the ass, funster.
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I wish he’d at least start skating again for his own sanity. Pretty damn good considering this was a year ago. Intro is him talking about what a shitty year he’s had:

With poor blood flow to his legs and bone spurs in his feet, he's never going to skate at again, funster.

 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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Voscabulary

the lord chief constable knows I'm owen
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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right, but forever also came out at the tail end of all the covid restrictions. it probably would have done even better if it came out pre/post-covid (and also didn't have a bunch of new cast members people don't give the slightest shit about)
So they were all box office successes is what you’re trying to say? I’m shocked that Bad Grandpa made the most though.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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With poor blood flow to his legs and bone spurs in his feet, he's never going to skate at again, funster.

I saw some interview with him and he said from all his heavy drinking and being dehydrated for over a decade his joints are fucked. Don’t know how true that is but it’s clear he’s been fucked up everyday for close to 15 years.
 
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