Anthony looks so gay here

[quasi101]

Looking like a jizz-gargling homo doesn't necessarily mean you are one. In this case, however, it's blatantly obvious that Nana is gayer than nineteen guys blowing twenty guys. Nana makes Paul Lynde look like Charles Bronson. He looks like he's about to sprout little butterfly wings and flit about the room twirling a pretty pink parasol.

Tell us how ya really feel!!!

 

[The Sue Deal]

Even his show's theme music sounds like something that'd be playing in the background of some secret illicit old-timey Hollywood homo lounge where you'd see Jim Nabors and Rock Hudson canoodling in the corner over drinks with pink umbrellas in them. Nana was just born a few decades too late, as he'd have fit right into the old closet queen scene.

Hold on, you don’t think 1940’s club jazz is a fitting opening to your comedy show about hating niggers? Maybe it is actually.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Opie gets real and opens up... AntH's rectum, amirite fellas?!

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Nana was just born a few decades too late, as he'd have fit right into the old closet queen scene.

A few decades too early an he'd have to come in through the kitchen/back entrance. I'll let you figure out why. Punchin out!

 

[lowend73]

Even his show's theme music sounds like something that'd be playing in the background of some secret illicit old-timey Hollywood homo lounge where you'd see Jim Nabors and Rock Hudson canoodling in the corner over drinks with pink umbrellas in them. Nana was just born a few decades too late, as he'd have fit right into the old closet queen scene.

I know you are not a human jukebox, but a short story from Nana's point of view would be great