Anthony Just Can’t Let Bill Go

[stalkerchild]

@stalkerchild what is your skin color? This could really make or break our relationship, child

I'm as pale as they come

 

[Professor Rape]

I'm as pale as they come

dougie boy likes the poo

 

[THE D]

Ant fighting with callers telling them to kill themselves and then saying "I think we got off on the wrong foot,"

That was Dice's bit that Anthony did a call back like once or twice.... Satellite white niggers seethe.

My personal favorite 5 bits are probably Intern David being kicked out of Ron and Fez over and over, the Virus bit where they humiliated Erock, the Linda Blair phone call, Ant fighting with callers telling them to kill themselves and then saying "I think we got off on the wrong foot," and that saga with the girl banging the dad's friend. I know that was fake but it was damn good radio, I remember being really engaged for awhile until their story got too convoluted.

Wow you spent 6 months on youtube and blown through the same 100 clips everyone else listens to over and over.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Nana really tried his hardest to segue into being a right wing grifter when he realized he was never going to be able to recreate O&A with his little shitty green screen studio. Even with guest spots on Fox, Infowars and multiple Joe Rogan appearances, he has failed horribly at it. You're simply old and past it now, nana and no amount of tweets trying to suck Nick Fuentes' balls is going to change that.

Nana has never tried his hardest at anything ever. His greatest success in life came because he was once naturally funny and fell assbackwards into success. After he got fired, he just assumed the world of right wing media would welcome him with open arms because he’s megastar Anthony from Opie and Anthony, only the show was already losing steam and nobody involved with the show gave enough of a shit to want to improve it. Why bother, they’re getting a paycheck either way. So when Ant struck out on his own, he began to realize that weasels like Gavin stay successful (or at least stay in the public eye) because they work hard to constantly avoid sinking into obscurity. Matter of fact, Anth, Opie, and Norton all had a rude awakening when they realized exactly how many doors “I’m ___, from the Opie and Anthony Show” would open once the show ended. As much as I hate Gavin, that motherfucker is selling tshirts in Jersey to make sure he stays in the spotlight. Ant made one stupid video advertising his show before it started and hasn’t put in any effort since. I don’t believe in karma, but I believe in the end results of being a lazy entitled piece of shit, and Ant’s living it.

 

[Phish]

I'm as pale as they come

I like this guy already

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

That was Dice's bit that Anthony did a call back like once or twice.... Satellite white niggers seethe.



Wow you spent 6 months on youtube and blown through the same 100 clips everyone else listens to over and over.

The DMAN sayeth, so shall it be.

BEGONE SATELLITE FAGGOT!

 

[Phish]

@stalkerchild do you like rape as much as we do around here? Dougie @Professor Frink loves rape. And we love dougie.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Remember when the motherfucker fell asleep on air and then , of course, got pissed because management had the nerve to get mad at that? He’s a lazy FN.

There’s NOTHING worse than a nigger fallin asleep on the forklift

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

@stalkerchild do you like rape as much as we do around here? Dougie @Professor Frink loves rape. And we love dougie.

Rape enjoyers unite!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

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vurrrrry good

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

it'd be dope if Nana killed Burr then herself

 

[stalkerchild]

That was Dice's bit that Anthony did a call back like once or twice.... Satellite white niggers seethe.



Wow you spent 6 months on youtube and blown through the same 100 clips everyone else listens to over and over.

Whoa man you're a bigger O&A fan than me. Please accept a big box of cocks as your prize. You totally figured it out, I'm pretending to be a fan, I actually just found O&A 6 months ago. You're the smartest retard on onaforums.

 

[Phish]

Whoa man you're a bigger O&A fan than me. Please accept a big box of cocks as your prize. You totally figured it out, I'm pretending to be a fan, I actually just found O&A 6 months ago. You're the smartest retard on onaforums.

I like this guy. He’s obviously got a nice piece down there. Hey stalkerchild. Whats your opinion on Somali streamers who think africa is going to take over the world in 2025?

 

[Jack_Horner]

Burr is a white liberal cuck who hates himself. That is why he married a sheboon and jad niglets.

Bill Burr isn't stupid, and realized his comedy career would improve if he moved to L.A.

God only knows if Joe Rogan is smart, because he's baked all the time, but he realized his career would improve if he moved to Austin.

Burr realized that marrying a black woman would give him "armor" against any attempts to cancel him.

Rogan realized that marrying a woman would give him "armor" in the event that people noticed he's homosexual.

The entire notion of "marrying for love" has only been around for about a hundred years. For most of recorded time, people married for financial reasons. I think there's a solid argument to be made, that a lot of the reason that modern women are so miserable is because Disney convinced them that "marrying for love" was the only option.

Here's a really stupid analogy:

I am insanely picky about trackballs. I started using trackballs on my computer about 30 years ago, based on a random recommendation from some dude at a computer store. He said trackballs were better than mice. Ever since then, I've probably purchased a HUNDRED trackballs. I've never found a single one that I'm 100% happy with. See where I'm going with this? I was perfectly happy using a mouse, but some dude put the idea in my head that somewhere out there was the perfect trackball, I just had to find it. I've been looking for 30 years now. I literally swapped one out this morning. This is what it's like for women to date in 2024; they have an endless series of options, and none of them make them happy, because they always know that there's something else out there. Marriage wasn't like that in 1950; women just married a dude who could provide for them, and they learned to love the one they're with. [cue the music]

 

[Jack_Horner]

Melissa Stetten told him on his Live From the Compound show how boring his life was becoming and what a drain he was with the same routine. Stay home, get drunk, watch the same TV shows over and over, tell the same jokes, have his ballwashers over to get drunk and kiss his ass, repeat.

Result: Cheat on Stetten with a teenager and call Stetten too old, mentally ill, and tell her she has cellulite.

Shit like this, it's seriously why I got married.

I was heading down the same path. Circa 2008, I thought Tom Leykis and Anthony Cumia had it all figured out. I moved into a McMansion and had a rotation of girlfriends and my plan was to just drink and fuck until the end of time.

Watching Cumia destroy relationship after relationship, it made me realize that he was ruining his own life. There was a while there when he was dating women half his age who genuinely seemed to care for him.

 

[Jack_Horner]

I joined this site to shitpost and talk about stuff that most people haven't cared about for over ten years, not have people say weird vague shit to me and give me strange purity tests.

Nearly 100% of the O&A fanbase is antisocial

It's not you, it's us

 

[Harry Powell]

Shit like this, it's seriously why I got married.

I was heading down the same path. Circa 2008, I thought Tom Leykis and Anthony Cumia had it all figured out. I moved into a McMansion and had a rotation of girlfriends and my plan was to just drink and fuck until the end of time.

Watching Cumia destroy relationship after relationship, it made me realize that he was ruining his own life. There was a while there when he was dating women half his age who genuinely seemed to care for him.

Where did you make all your money, your porno company?

 

[Jack_Horner]

Nana has never tried his hardest at anything ever. His greatest success in life came because he was once naturally funny and fell assbackwards into success. After he got fired, he just assumed the world of right wing media would welcome him with open arms because he’s megastar Anthony from Opie and Anthony, only the show was already losing steam and nobody involved with the show gave enough of a shit to want to improve it. Why bother, they’re getting a paycheck either way. So when Ant struck out on his own, he began to realize that weasels like Gavin stay successful (or at least stay in the public eye) because they work hard to constantly avoid sinking into obscurity. Matter of fact, Anth, Opie, and Norton all had a rude awakening when they realized exactly how many doors “I’m ___, from the Opie and Anthony Show” would open once the show ended. As much as I hate Gavin, that motherfucker is selling tshirts in Jersey to make sure he stays in the spotlight. Ant made one stupid video advertising his show before it started and hasn’t put in any effort since. I don’t believe in karma, but I believe in the end results of being a lazy entitled piece of shit, and Ant’s living it.

I used to date a college professor in Portland, so you can imagine how liberal I used to be. While we were dating, she gave me a copy of the book "Outliers" by Malcolm Gladwell. At the time, I found it really inspiring, and it helped me 'get over the hump' at a new job I had.

I listened to it again this year, and realized it's a steaming pile of Progressive bullshit. The gist of the book is that the only reason that people become successful is luck. For instance, the book says that Bill Gates never would have become successful, if it wasn't for the fact that he had access to a mainframe computer when he was a teen.

Gavin McInnes is proof that the book is bullshit. The dude is a drug addict and a raging alcoholic. Worst of all, he's Canadian. But damn does that dude hustle. Nobody would even know who he is, if it wasn't for his cocaine fueled work ethic.

 

[stalkerchild]

I like this guy. He’s obviously got a nice piece down there. Hey stalkerchild. Whats your opinion on Somali streamers who think africa is going to take over the world in 2025?

Obvious joke about how my piece is big enough to fuck your whore mom, and of course Africans are the real Kangz they are the true Jews and built the pyramids, and I'm gay because I joined this forum recently and haven't been here as long as you guys.

 

[Jack_Horner]

Where did you make all your money, your porno company?

Growing up, my Mom flat-out refused to get a job. Just absolutely allergic to work.

Due to this, I've always been super frugal and a complete hoarder. For a fairly big chunk of my life, I've invested about 50% of my income.

So I live way way way below my means. I have a neighbor who drives a Lamborghini. I drive Hondas. Not even new ones, I buy 'em used.

If you invest $500 a month for 40 years, you will have $1,745,504: https://www.investor.gov/financial-tools-calculators/calculators/compound-interest-calculator