I can't decide which of Nana's delusions are funnier.
"Elon Musk himself finally reinstated me."
It's important to Anthony that everyone knows it wasn't some underling at X but the big man himself. Elon burst into the room, "I need everyone's attention immediately! Am to understand that the brilliantly hilarious, right-wing fire brand, Anthony Cumia, has been smoldered by censorship here? We almost lost him once to Gab, who knows what other social media might be trying to swipe up his amazing hot takes! Step away from those controls! I want the honor of personally bringing Mr. Cumia back into his rightful place in the fold." Big Daddy Elon would then fire whatever liberal made the disasterous call to ban Twitter superstar, Anthony Cumia, in the first place.
"...put Elon Musk in a difficult position..."
Yeah, that would really put poor Elon through the ringer. Not since Bush's elementary school book reading got interrupted by word of 9/11 has such horrible news been delivered to someone in charge. Musk would be going through the stages of grief, throwing up in garbage cans, suffering sleepless nights, and giving himself nose bleeds trying to think of a way out of the inevitable. "Why would he be so reckless to use the actual word when he could have been the genius he usually is and used a redacted version instead?! Anthony, you're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I can't follow." It would be a dark day for X when a sullen Elon Musk personally shut down Nana's account. He'd place a call afterwards, "Anthony, it's Elon. I'm so sorry but I had to terminate your account. I just want you to know it wasn't some rando at X, it was me. I owe you that for everything you've done for this platform. Felt like I was putting down Old Yeller. Don't ever give up on being the racial realist I love. Stay strong, chief."
was when they called him anti-Semitic, he had to personally fly to Israel to apologize, remember he told advertiser to go eff themselves?
