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Anthony and Keith the Cop - what happened?

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They were last seen together one drunken night clawing at each other and pulling each others hair while hissing "you bitch, you cunt" around 18th and 8th, in deepest, gayest Chelsea. The next day, Keith disappeared from his wing of the Compound, along with around 400 grand of Nana's savings. He owns a boat rental company now.
 

BenDovid

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100% cash ran out.

Don't forget he was paying out THREE full time salaries. Keith, his wife and Joe. Now there's no more SXM money, he can't afford a $200,000/yr payroll on his own.

Keith & his wife milked that man out of a metric fuckton of money. Keith the fucking COP is the most 5-star, gangsta ass grift master I've ever witnessed. They must have taken that guy for over a million easy.

Say Keith and his wife cost $120,000/yr. In just 2006-2016 they would have made a combined 1.2 million. That's salaries only not including personal security/bonus or stolen funds. It VERY easy to use the bosses credit card to buy yourself a $200 coffee maker. Just sayin.
 

HH Brother

I wanna fuck you up the ass, funster.
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100% cash ran out.

Don't forget he was paying out THREE full time salaries. Keith, his wife and Joe. Now there's no more SXM money, he can't afford a $200,000/yr payroll on his own.

Keith & his wife milked that man out of a metric fuckton of money. Keith the fucking COP is the most 5-star, gangsta ass grift master I've ever witnessed. They must have taken that guy for over a million easy.

Say Keith and his wife cost $120,000/yr. In just 2006-2016 they would have made a combined 1.2 million. That's salaries only not including personal security/bonus or stolen funds. It VERY easy to use the bosses credit card to buy yourself a $200 coffee maker. Just sayin.
Stop raping kids, kikester.
 

upanddown

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100% cash ran out.

Don't forget he was paying out THREE full time salaries. Keith, his wife and Joe. Now there's no more SXM money, he can't afford a $200,000/yr payroll on his own.

Keith & his wife milked that man out of a metric fuckton of money. Keith the fucking COP is the most 5-star, gangsta ass grift master I've ever witnessed. They must have taken that guy for over a million easy.

Say Keith and his wife cost $120,000/yr. In just 2006-2016 they would have made a combined 1.2 million. That's salaries only not including personal security/bonus or stolen funds. It VERY easy to use the bosses credit card to buy yourself a $200 coffee maker. Just sayin.

Are you implying that Keith the Cuck and Count Cumia's relationship was one of transactional deception and not a fire-forged friendship?
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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100% cash ran out.

Don't forget he was paying out THREE full time salaries. Keith, his wife and Joe. Now there's no more SXM money, he can't afford a $200,000/yr payroll on his own.

Keith & his wife milked that man out of a metric fuckton of money. Keith the fucking COP is the most 5-star, gangsta ass grift master I've ever witnessed. They must have taken that guy for over a million easy.

Say Keith and his wife cost $120,000/yr. In just 2006-2016 they would have made a combined 1.2 million. That's salaries only not including personal security/bonus or stolen funds. It VERY easy to use the bosses credit card to buy yourself a $200 coffee maker. Just sayin.
You mean to tell me that Anthony wasn’t checking expense receipts? Now I’ve heard everything!
 

BenDovid

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But how does inflation factor into this? 20 minutes on it, go.

Brother, you can keep the bit going but inflation vs purchase power is actually a real thing. If you haven't noticed, you're too young, or don't make enough money to see it in action.

Are you implying that Keith the Cuck and Count Cumia's relationship was one of transactional deception and not a fire-forged friendship?

Show me a picture of Keith at a non-casino poker night.
 

Randal_X2

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100% cash ran out.

Don't forget he was paying out THREE full time salaries. Keith, his wife and Joe. Now there's no more SXM money, he can't afford a $200,000/yr payroll on his own.

Keith & his wife milked that man out of a metric fuckton of money. Keith the fucking COP is the most 5-star, gangsta ass grift master I've ever witnessed. They must have taken that guy for over a million easy.

Say Keith and his wife cost $120,000/yr. In just 2006-2016 they would have made a combined 1.2 million. That's salaries only not including personal security/bonus or stolen funds. It VERY easy to use the bosses credit card to buy yourself a $200 coffee maker. Just sayin.
Didn't Dawn also receive the same stipend as BroJoe?
 

Ladynyahh

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Didn't Dawn also receive the same stipend as BroJoe?
Dawn officiates weddings doesn't she? Think she has her own business which is probably somewhat lucrative. Maybe Fat Opie brings in righteous bucks so they didn't need Nana's handout.

On the other hand Joe had his own company to manage 2U and was still taking the Nana stipend, but apparently blew it all and didn't plan for the long term. Certain kind of rich they call it. Now he's busking at the moose Lodge, fruit stands, and any Chili's/Applebee's/whatever other shitty restaurant that needs someone to play while people eat slop
 

BenDovid

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Work pension plus sucking off the Anthony tit and having a wife do the same and a couple of investments like houses etc I suspect he's doing better than Anthony whl nlw can't afford a hotel near NYC to get to work without a few hours commute

I would have to agree. He does (or did) own a Massapequa house illegally cut up three ways, so I'm sure he's still renting that in addition to whatever new grifts he's scamming people with. Yacht sales? Sure. I'm sure there's some shady, backroom shenanigans going on there. Nothing Keith does is ever on the up and up. Say what you will, dude played the system and then his pay to play friend and came out on top.
 

Randal_X2

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Dawn officiates weddings doesn't she? Think she has her own business which is probably somewhat lucrative. Maybe Fat Opie brings in righteous bucks so they didn't need Nana's handout.

On the other hand Joe had his own company to manage 2U and was still taking the Nana stipend, but apparently blew it all and didn't plan for the long term. Certain kind of rich they call it. Now he's busking at the moose Lodge, fruit stands, and any Chili's/Applebee's/whatever other shitty restaurant that needs someone to play while people eat slop
Everybody milked Nana. Even the ballwashers were getting refreshments and entertainment fully comped in the Cumio Rape Castle.
Eta: Joe spends most his days at the Big Apple Ranch now, funster, don't get it twisted.
 

Randal_X2

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I would have to agree. He does (or did) own a Massapequa house illegally cut up three ways, so I'm sure he's still renting that in addition to whatever new grifts he's scamming people with. Yacht sales? Sure. I'm sure there's some shady, backroom shenanigans going on there. Nothing Keith does is ever on the up and up. Say what you will, dude played the system and then his pay to play friend and came out on top.
Keith is a true brothaman.
 
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