Another thread of Brian Keene and other actual, not former, authors mocking Chubby S. Cheesesteak

[Farmer Brown]

You don't 'have' to do that, dumb fatso. You could assign a shortcut key. That's literally Microsoft Word 101 for anyone who does a lot of typing like, say, a professional fucking author.


And it's still awkwardly-worded.

Do you know what I have to do as a published author to generate an em dash in Microsoft Word?

There. Where's my editing fee, Rick?

It would be even better if you lost "as a published author." Or does the software actually act differently whether you are one or not?

He's an asshole is what I'm getting at.

 

[firstimelongtime]

It would be even better if you lost "as a published author." Or does the software actually act differently whether you are one or not?

He's an asshole is what I'm getting at.

Does he think that MS Word has unlockable achievements, and his didn't pop? Shoulda called Shane.

 

[porquedealer]

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Translation: People told Rick that getting into a petty slap fight with Brian is idiotic but our stubborn pig chose to ignore his (former) peers.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Translation: People told Rick that getting into a petty slap fight with Brian is idiotic but our stubborn pig chose to ignore his (former) peers.

Translation - there are no other people.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Translation - there are no other people.

It's safe to assume Uncle Paul was warning him in his DM's mid-diaper sniff

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

I literally just found out about the Chubby police report...what happened there? As in how did it show up, all of a sudden?

 

[RigatoniPepperoni]

I literally just found out about the Chubby police report...what happened there? As in how did it show up, all of a sudden?

A mod on Kiwi Farms found it while digging around:
Post from there

 

[PogromStallone]

I assumed he was writing it all in Super Mario Teaches Typing

This video is the only other time I've seen that game referenced.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It even has a very special price for a very special boy.

 

[Chive Turkey]

It's safe to assume Uncle Paul was warning him in his DM's mid-diaper sniff

Hasn't Paul out both Rick and Ooga on the oay no mind list lately? It's hilarious that even he doesn't want to associate with them.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Translation: People told Rick that getting into a petty slap fight with Brian is idiotic but our stubborn pig chose to ignore his (former) peers.

The guy who has repeatedly said everyone who ever voted for Trump should be rounded up, fired from their jobs, expelled from their families and have their lives completely ruined seen here talking about someone else giving off fascist vibes for laughing at him.

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

A mod on Kiwi Farms found it while digging around:
Post from there

God DAMN that's funny...

 

[RigatoniPepperoni]

Yeah laugh it up. Patrick beat the shit out of one of them youths so bad that they dropped their phone!
Probably used his Aikido.

 

[DominusOdium]

Yeah laugh it up. Patrick beat the shit out of one of them youths so bad that they dropped their phone!
Probably used his Aikido.

More like Pie-kido. Because he eats a lot of pie.

Because he's fat.