Another thread of Brian Keene and other actual, not former, authors mocking Chubby S. Cheesesteak

[DominusOdium]

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The King punching down on this peasant never gets old.

"Self defense" got my ribs. Glad to know you're lurking, Brian!

 

[FranksWirecutters]

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The King punching down on this peasant never gets old.

"Self defense" got my ribs. Glad to know you're lurking, Brian!

Has anyone dressed in drag and started sexting him yet?

 

[DominusOdium]

Has anyone dressed in drag and started sexting him yet?

It's only a matter of time

 

[Hudson]

This reminds me. I'm ordering a Brian Keene book today. Any recommendations?

 

[Brooke Shields]

I wonder how he learned that considering it took him 20 years to find out that Microsoft word has a dark mode

 

[BUBBLER]

3 commas in that first sentence when it's perfectly fine with 0

 

[DominusOdium]

This reminds me. I'm ordering a Brian Keene book today. Any recommendations?

The Rising series or his new Island of the Dead if you like zombies. Earthworm Gods series if you like monster stories.

 

[Hudson]

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The King punching down on this peasant never gets old.

"Self defense" got my ribs. Glad to know you're lurking, Brian!

Love this but he forgot the biggest one; politics.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

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I wonder how he learned that considering it took him 20 years to find out that Microsoft word has a dark mode

He could have easily googled that, but then he wouldn't have been able to mention to a bunch of strangers that he's a published author.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Being unfamiliar with Brain Keene other than watching him kick Fat's ass up around his shoulders, I looked him up on Wikipedia.

Holy fuck, is this guy accomplished. The fact he takes time out of his busy life to correcT FaTso's record speaks volumes.

 

[RickReternal]

Being unfamiliar with Brain Keene other than watching him kick Fat's ass up around his shoulders, I looked him up on Wikipedia.

Holy fuck, is this guy accomplished. The fact he takes time out of his busy life to correcT FaTso's record speaks volumes.

I like that he glowers in all photos. It’s clearly a running gag based on his other output and always makes me laugh.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Being unfamiliar with Brain Keene other than watching him kick Fat's ass up around his shoulders, I looked him up on Wikipedia.

Holy fuck, is this guy accomplished. The fact he takes time out of his busy life to correcT FaTso's record speaks volumes.

He also seems much more connected than Pat and appears to be actual friends with a bunch of people in Pat's alleged industry. If you click through and look at this Twitter thread, there's five or so replies from people who are also horror/sci-fi authors. I guarantee everyone in the niche publishing arena that Pat is trying to make it big in knows who Pat is and knows how much of a LOLCow he is. I really want someone to publish Tiny Tim 2 so we can all laugh at it, but it seems impossible given his reputation (and the fact that it likely is awful).

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Being unfamiliar with Brain Keene other than watching him kick Fat's ass up around his shoulders, I looked him up on Wikipedia.

Holy fuck, is this guy accomplished. The fact he takes time out of his busy life to correcT FaTso's record speaks volumes.

I did the same thing awhile back. It's impressive how Pat has no ability to full stop his own public humiliation. He must get off to it. It's the only feasible explanation.

 

[NoBacon]

Brian is what Pat should aspire to be, instead of pretending he already is him.

 

[DominusOdium]

He also seems much more connected than Pat and appears to be actual friends with a bunch of people in Pat's alleged industry. If you click through and look at this Twitter thread, there's five or so replies from people who are also horror/sci-fi authors. I guarantee everyone in the niche publishing arena that Pat is trying to make it big in knows who Pat is and knows how much of a LOLCow he is. I really want someone to publish Tiny Tim 2 so we can all laugh at it, but it seems impossible given his reputation (and the fact that it likely is awful).

Who that actually works in the literary or publishing industries still engages with Patrick regularly? Ooga, Weimer and.... Does Hildy count? So that's 3 botton tier nobodies. Two of which have never had a deal and one of whom is a plagarist and black.

Keene is very well connected and respected. He's working on a goddamn anthology with Stephen King's involvement/approval in his The Stand series.

What the fuck is Patrick doing except rotting away in Milwaukee with a gut full of Chubby's Cheesesteaks and a phone full of "Enjoy prison" texts? He rubbed shoulders with some folks who might've had connections 6 years ago but that's all long gone. Chuck Wendig got walked out of the Star Wars franchise for 1/1000th of what Patrick has said and done.

Now he's that crazy guy who tweets about stlakers all day and did you hear he threatened to kill his baby and I heard he got swatted but I also heard he was doing it to himself for attention. Yeah? Well I heard he was trying to get some woman fired for disagreeing with him on Twitter and he threatened that nice guy Brian Keene who runs that charity and works with Stephen King.

It's over, tubbo. Your connections are long gone. You abused everyone who sided with you and wasted their time, money and reputations tilting at windmills with Scorch's face on them.

 

[Chive Turkey]

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I wonder how he learned that considering it took him 20 years to find out that Microsoft word has a dark mode

You don't 'have' to do that, dumb fatso. You could assign a shortcut key. That's literally Microsoft Word 101 for anyone who does a lot of typing like, say, a professional fucking author.

3 commas in that first sentence when it's perfectly fine with 0

And it's still awkwardly-worded.

Do you know what I have to do as a published author to generate an em dash in Microsoft Word?

There. Where's my editing fee, Rick?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

He also seems much more connected than Pat and appears to be actual friends with a bunch of people in Pat's alleged industry. If you click through and look at this Twitter thread, there's five or so replies from people who are also horror/sci-fi authors. I guarantee everyone in the niche publishing arena that Pat is trying to make it big in knows who Pat is and knows how much of a LOLCow he is. I really want someone to publish Tiny Tim 2 so we can all laugh at it, but it seems impossible given his reputation (and the fact that it likely is awful).

Someone just need to write it and get it pu lished to push fats face in it.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You don't 'have' to do that, dumb fatso. You could assign a shortcut key. That's literally Microsoft Word 101 for anyone who does a lot of typing like, say, a professional fucking author.


And it's still awkwardly-worded.

Do you know what I have to do as a published author to generate an em dash in Microsoft Word?

There. Where's my editing fee, Rick?

Don't most authors use a different program that is only for writing? Or am I thinking it's just GRRM using an old word processor?

 

[DominusOdium]

Don't most authors use a different program that is only for writing? Or am I thinking it's just GRRM using an old word processor?

I assumed he was writing it all in Super Mario Teaches Typing

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I assumed he was writing it all in Super Mario Teaches Typing

I actually laughed out loud at the visual of this haha