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Fucking hilariously surreal. Like we're getting a peak at an alternate universe.It's Bizarro Patrick
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Another Pat relative that is more successful than him, cousin Jake Raven
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Thats definitely a cousin too! Vance was in the same obituary.The only "Raven" Pig has as a friend on Facebook is Vance Raven who may be the inspiration behind Torque Wheeler.
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And he thinks Mustangs are for fags.
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Just like Jon, his sperm only produces boysIt's Bizarro Patrick
Jesus tap-dancing Christ, he really is a mirror-universe Pat. So I guess all those strong, manly-man genes didn't come from Tommy Tom after all.It's Bizarro Patrick
Hey Rick, your cousin is what you'd look if you actually had more testorone than estrogen.
Certainly does explain his AJ Poopyshits larping of being masculine, he actually has males in his bloodline with smaller guts than tits, who also raise their children.
This all explains why he eats at bars during the holidays
If I were Jake, I don't think I'd want to celebrate anything in the company of a Bizzaro me with a gunt and a creature-from-the-black-lagoon mouth, either.
I bet he is one of the family members that inspired pats "Dont invite members of your family that think differently for holidays" tweets. I bet pat has argued with him over politics. He seems like a good egg.
Do you think Pat got this kind of insult from Alpha Jakob and co-opted it?
Pat is obsessed with cutting ties with family members, sch as his biological daughter
I bet this man knows how to ride a bull, reupholster leather car seats, install windmills, and sell Lucas oil.. on the same day!It's Bizarro Patrick
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This is a 42-year-old. He really deserves to have his skull caved in by a pack of niggers for being such a petty, hateful cunt.
Lmao Pat probably despises him
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Too funny. Jake got access to non-Raven tit milk and activated his T.
Idc if he’s related to Piggy. I like this dude
This is who Pat is cosplaying as. It probably explains why he started keeping the sides of his pineapple head so short for a while before finally giving up and just becoming an old, grey 55 year old man. Nice worst person in the family status, stupid.It's Bizarro Patrick
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And is simultaneously frightened of him.
Show up with a six-pack and there's good chance we could catfish Jake into a four hour interview about that deck rebuild.