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The Brewers bomb threat makes literally no sense if you think about it for two seconds. How would Pat even know about a bomb threat at the game, and how would he know it was even connected to his "cyberstlakers"? Only possible scenarios (and neither one makes a shred of sense):
I don't know how a legitimate news organization puts such an absurd and wild claim in print without even thinking about it for two seconds. Forget not researching it, just think about it. The story falls apart just from thinking about it.
- A bomb threat is called in by a cyberstlaker. The Milwaukee Brewers make an announcement and evaluate the threat, possibly evacuating the stadium and/or notifying the authorities. Then, someway and somehow, they figure out the bomb threat is related to Patrick S Tomlinson, then somehow figure out that Patrick S Tomlinson is among the like 25,000 people in attendance at the Brewers game, then track him down (again, somehow), then inexplicably tell him that the bomb threat was related to him, then inexplicably play the game without delay like nothing ever happened and allow Pat to stay and watch the game in his nosebleed seats with no security. Also, this somehow doesn't make the news in any capacity whatsoever.
- A bomb threat is called in by a cyberstlaker. The Milwaukee Brewers make only one move: find and tell Patrick S Tomlinson that there was a bomb threat and that it was related to him. How they know that the bomb threat was related to him, how they knew he was in attendance, and how they found him and contacted him are, like in the previous scenario, complete and total mysteries. The lack of news coverage is explained by the fact that the only move the Brewers made was to tell Patrick and only Patrick about the bomb threat.
You would also need an account number to request a turn off, so it definitely didn't happenI’ve just looked into it and it says we need an account number which is frustrating. Any suggestions to circumvent this?
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If it’s like the gas company in my state the quickest way to talk to a human is to call them and click the option to report a gas leak. Once you get them on the line ask them any question you want.I’ve just looked into it and it says we need an account number which is frustrating. Any suggestions to circumvent this?
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Thomas Apostle has abandoned us. Flyin’ Bryan is our only hope now.Great, I’ll prob email them too, just because it is a matter of concern for public safety. Bomb threats make the news even when there’s no bomb found. I remember a couple HBCU’s had a bomb threat maybe a year ago and it made the news. No bomb was found but they still cleared the school out. Same with how they mentioned on the piece colleges have fake threat calls, they clear out and it makes the news. When this is all said and done everyone in Milwaukee will HATE the fat lying loser that is Pat and his dumb wife Niki.
Just use 123456789I’ve just looked into it and it says we need an account number which is frustrating. Any suggestions to circumvent this?
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