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Another FAT selfie

Brooke Shields

forward all complaints to x.com/hackingbutdeadbeat
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so who's gonna submit this to a balding subreddit asking what he should do?

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HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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Why is he always so glassy-eyed? He has to be on some type of heavy psych medication. He looks like he's just been lobotomized.

And shave your goddamn ugly face, you mong. You don't look sexy with that 5'o clock shadow; you just like the lazy fucking do-nothing bum that you are.
 

CarolMaxheinie

Runner, Unlike Fatrick
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He’s the ugliest man in the world. Big A could give him personal hygiene tips. His unhuman eyes make me dry heave, then I remember that he’s a welfare leech who abandoned his daughter and my physical disgust is joined by intellectual revulsion.

He’s also fat and in denial about it but that’s not in his Top 20 worst traits.
 

RobertMewler

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He’s the ugliest man in the world. Big A could give him personal hygiene tips. His unhuman eyes make me dry heave, then I remember that he’s a welfare leech who abandoned his daughter and my physical disgust is joined by intellectual revulsion.

He’s also fat and in denial about it but that’s not in his Top 20 worst traits.
Sounds like someone's got the hots for him!! 😸
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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He's going to grow a beard to hide his chins instead of diet/exercising them off, no effect on his life
I bet you’re right, he’s not even trying to get in shape and he’s got nothing but free time. He’s too busy tweeting to work out and his “gym time” was obviously spent looking at his phone. He’s addicted to social media and can’t be bothered to do anything else.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I’m pretty much the same age as Patso, and I usually pass for around 30. He looks like he’s approaching 50. Pathetic! Edit: (and gross!)
I have a retired uncle in his late 60s that looks a bit like Pat, of course he’s not as fat. Pat looks this way and he hasn’t done a day of work in years and has all the time in the world to work out.
 
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