Anonymous investigator now looking at Patrick Tomlinson.

[iBangedQuasi]

Fucking RIBS
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https://archive.ph/Rc1IR

"cyberlking account"

He must be wasted

 

[MonsterSteve]

Oh boy. Things are turning ugly for the pigman real fast. I wonder what happens NEXTTTTTT.

 

[Brooke Shields]

it's always funny that just one random dork on twitter finding out about Patrick can bring him so much grief

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Imagine paying some anonymous internet criminal to do a bunch of felonies and it turns out the guy is 17 LOL

Pats fate depends on a high school /pol/ poster not snitching on him to the Feds.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Pats fate depends on a high school /pol/ poster not snitching on him to the Feds.

Word is weirdo sold him out already. The feds take their time with things though. Going through hundreds of thousands of prisoning texts to get to the good stuff takes a while.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Word is weirdo sold him out already.

I've never wanted anything more in my life than for that to be true.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Pat gets arrested by the FBI, we get the bodycam footage of all his various squealouts within a week, ona party at hoolis after his federal trial.

The perfect ending.

 

[guest]

Pat gets arrested by the FBI, we get the bodycam footage of all his various squealouts within a week, ona party at hoolis after his federal trial.

The perfect ending.

end credits music, with all sorts of texts from patrick over the years saying we're going to prison

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[quasi101]

Pat gets arrested by the FBI, we get the bodycam footage of all his various squealouts within a week, ona party at hoolis after his federal trial.

The perfect endending

Only if pfg covers it during weird news as someone mentioned in the watch thread.

 

[N64 Cube]

He claims Pat created a fake account to troll him

x.com

x.com

Edit- it’s a bit. I’m retarded.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Only if pfg covers it during weird news as someone mentioned in the watch thread.

It probably costs about $25 to be a sponsor and have him say whatever you want.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

He claims Pat created a fake account to troll him

x.com

x.com

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It's a brotherman doing a "fake support" bit replying to all of Pat's prisonings with shit like "Yeah man, you tell 'em! Prison!"

It you @(((SaulRNelsonn)))? Good bit it's funny shit, Pat was prisoning them earlier this morning

 

[RobertMewler]

Word is weirdo sold him out already. The feds take their time with things though. Going through hundreds of thousands of prisoning texts to get to the good stuff takes a while.

Says who?

 

[quasi101]

It probably costs about $25 to be a sponsor and have him say whatever you want.

Holy shit can onaforums be a pfg sponsor

 

[guest]

Holy shit can onaforums be a pfg sponsor

I don't think any of us just have $25 laying around

 

[firstimelongtime]

It probably costs about $25 to be a sponsor and have him say whatever you want.

Please, lord Jesus, have Scorch feature Piggy and Stinky on their next media tour.

 

[quasi101]

I don't think any of us just have $25 laying around

Yeah you'd need to be independently wealthy.

 

[PorqueDealer]

I dont think scorch is in the position to be turning down giftcards

 

[Treat Yourself]

Says who?

A spy report from my good friend Benjamin Bornstein. He said the whole situation is really not funny.

 

[RobertMewler]

A spy report from my good friend Benjamin Bornstein. He said the whole situation is really not funny.

I hope this is legit info and not someone pulling a prank like @Salted Earth Truffle . If it's true: Tick tock, Piggy. We feds don't fuck around.