ANNOUNCEMENT: Everyone gets to text Pat once without going to prison

[BudDickman]

 

[Brooke Shields]

This is the most coherent rebuttal by Fatrick I've ever fucking seen


Classic retarded shit

Fatrick denies every claim you made


OP claims OUT OF THE FUCKIN BLUE that if it was his first time texting him there'd be no prison

Again, retarded confusing Fatrickism. Let's go into the very subjective facts of his first statement:
IF this isn't the first time texting Patrick
THEN he believes you'll be going to prison
NOT that a first time texter will go to prison. No claim of that.

Oh my GOD, OP just set him up for a slam-dunk "This isn't your first time, child. That is noT whaT i said."


What's Pat's move???

Oh he blew it, the big fat pig

 

[AliceWorquer]

This is the most coherent rebuttal by Fatrick I've ever fucking seen


Classic retarded shit
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Fatrick denies every claim you made


OP claims OUT OF THE FUCKIN BLUE that if it was his first time texting him there'd be no prison
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Again, retarded confusing Fatrickism. Let's go into the very subjective facts of his first statement:
IF this isn't the first time texting Patrick
THEN he believes you'll be going to prison
NOT that a first time texter will go to prison. No claim of that.



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Oh my GOD, OP just set him up for a slam-dunk "This isn't your first time, child. That is noT whaT i said."


What's Pat's move???
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Oh he blew it, the big fat pig

Every single response from this guy is pure intuition. His brain doesn't give him long enough to even consider a logical outcome before acting so he's left with nothing but his shitty instincts. It's an incomprehensible way to live. He's got a brain like a fucking dog.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Every single response from this guy is pure intuition. His brain doesn't give him long enough to even consider a logical outcome before acting so he's left with nothing but his shitty instincts. It's an incomprehensible way to live. He's got a brain like a fucking dog.

Honestly it's amazing to me that he's actually managed to be married a couple of times and had points in his life where he's had some success (mostly thinking of getting that multi book deal). He has zero impulse control and makes unbelievably stupid decisions. Then again his life is utter shit now, so I guess it's evened out.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

I love that pat thinks he gets to dictate what the "rules" are. It reminds of a kid on playground making rules for a game of tag.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I bet if you said something like "You know Pat, you're not unintelligent" he'd probably be like "Wrong again, stlaker" and then you could be like "You just admitted you're stupid!"