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ANNOUNCEMENT (Debtor's exam summons)

Slackjawed Cow

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Fucking sucks if we can't get any audio/video for this. I legitimately Rick is going to have a full blown meltdown at the judge and have to be removed from the court, kicking and squealing.
Worst case there might still be the possibility of getting the transcripts and use the Pat voice AI to read his part. I have a feeling it might be tough to get a hold of since there is so much private information being discussed. What do I know, I havent been to court before unlike pat and his 6-10 court appearances, so I dont know shit about how it works.
 

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I want to see this faggot put out of a home simply for being arrogant enough to think he doesn’t have to pay. You think everybodys stlakers and swatTing you? Ok fine. But you have to fucking pay. Here he sits talking about how Trump and Republicans must be held to a standard of law but refuses to follow it himself.
 
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KaNAMBLA Harris

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The best part about this is that Pat genuinely sees himself as the hero in all this. He stood up for all the right causes, argued in all the right Twitter threads, wore the mask, got the jab. Voted.

In his mind we’re the bad guys that represent everything he thinks is wrong with the world. And he’s gotta deal with us winning
 
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Der Kommissars in town ... but instead its debt commissioners in town ..


i dnk just riffin

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The best part is if he refuses to answer, lies or doesn’t turn up there’s going to be a warrant for his arrest issued.

He is profoundly retarded, he thinks he can turn up and explain his swattings and fake book reviews and the judge will throw the case out immediately and put quasi in prison. He doesn’t grasp it’s long since settled and he can’t appeal it and nobody gives a fuck about his pointless internet drama.

He should understand the law better since he’s constantly in court for something, like threatening to murder three people including his own baby.
I think it’ll be even more delicious than that. See, I think if he shows up he is acknowledging the situation he is in. And Mr. Defiant will turn into a meek little lamb immediately. I do think he will try the sympathy route and try to explain the atalking and the stlaking, but I expect he’s also going to answer every question he is asked like a good little boy. Good little Patrick. Nazi punching bar brawler baby infant boy is going to give his “yes sir” and “I understand sir” answers and spend the rest of his life fantasizing about what he should have done instead.
 

Pringle Can Lothario

Sir...don't do that!
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Assuming spaceedge knows something we don't. A big if there.

The difference in this guy's exam would be they went into the first exam without a commissioner present. I would assume quasi's lawyer would be prepared for this scenario and have a commissioner there for the initial exam. This would remove the back-and-forth scenario of having to get in front of a judge and then have another round of delays.


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How bad do we want it to get for Pat though? If he’s in jail or even without internet access, we will not see his antics
He wouldn’t be locked up for long. It’s not like you go to prison for this sort of thing, he’d be in jail until he gets bailed out and has a court date set. So a short stay in the pokey would be the best of both worlds. We get to make fun of him for getting arrested and jailed but he also gets to be EXTREMELY ONLINE where we can mock him until his heart finally throws in the towel.
 
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I think it’ll be even more delicious than that. See, I think if he shows up he is acknowledging the situation he is in. And Mr. Defiant will turn into a meek little lamb immediately. I do think he will try the sympathy route and try to explain the atalking and the stlaking, but I expect he’s also going to answer every question he is asked like a good little boy. Good little Patrick. Nazi punching bar brawler baby infant boy is going to give his “yes sir” and “I understand sir” answers and spend the rest of his life fantasizing about what he should have done instead.
While I totally understand your train of thought, this is a case where he's already playing with the half a hovel's money, som why not be dramatic. He owes the money, it isn't changing, he isn't going to jail for being obnoxious, but he can "monetize" his defiance to the left wing media far better than he could do the same with a meek performance. In this case his defiance is the only thing he has left, he gets the consequences of the past either way. It's like the kid raper/killer who said to the court "little Susie just said please don't do to me what my daddy did". It didn't hurt anything but it stuck his thumb in their eye.
 
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While I totally understand your train of thought, this is a case where he's already playing with the half a hovel's money, som why not be dramatic. He owes the money, it isn't changing, he isn't going to jail for being obnoxious, but he can "monetize" his defiance to the left wing media far better than he could do the same with a meek performance. In this case his defiance is the only thing he has left, he gets the consequences of the past either way. It's like the kid raper/killer who said to the court "little Susie just said please don't do to me what my daddy did". It didn't hurt anything but it stuck his thumb in their eye.
Yeah that’s a good argument. Maybe. Either way, it’s going to be fun finding out.
 
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