he comes off very smart and mentally healthy
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What is he even responding to when he keeps saying “there isn’t one?” He’s losing it
A few things:
- Federal prisons generally have better conditions than state penitentiaries
- Ask Fatrick how much prison time those extended warranty cocksuckers have done?
- Federal prisons generally have better conditions than state penitentiaries
- Ask Fatrick how much prison time those extended warranty cocksuckers have done?
He is literally saying "there is no and then" just like the movie. It's hurting my ribs.
Someone Photoshop pats running face on Kutcher smashing the order box
Man you broke his brain. We will doesnt even make sense after the first time
If we do really get a life sentence for calling him fat, that's only an incentive to murder him because the punishment is the same
thanks author
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I never really considered this, but I would absolutely Cape Fear him if he somehow did get me locked up for felonious Twitter insults.
He is just incapable of understanding the concept of taunting. The major reason you didn't get a restraining order towards Andrew is because of the taunting. The smug we will enjoy it when your life is over comments, they destroy the smallest chance of any case.
A judge literally tried to explain this to you as your malfunctioning brain shot out "THAT IS NOT WHAT OCCURRED, YOUR HONOR! THAT IS NOT WHAT OCCURRED!" When you taunt the cyberstlakers, it becomes a retarded conversation between two idiots from the internet. No Prosecutor at the Federal or State level is going to run with this "Patrick is a special boy who gets to goad his harassers 40 different times in an hour" delusion.
A judge literally tried to explain this to you as your malfunctioning brain shot out "THAT IS NOT WHAT OCCURRED, YOUR HONOR! THAT IS NOT WHAT OCCURRED!" When you taunt the cyberstlakers, it becomes a retarded conversation between two idiots from the internet. No Prosecutor at the Federal or State level is going to run with this "Patrick is a special boy who gets to goad his harassers 40 different times in an hour" delusion.
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Im thinking he's just a lonely, implacable autist who enjoys the back-and-forths to some extent.
If fatso ever even saw this I guarantee he'd try to claim it wasn't funny
He enjoys this courtroom fantasy he's invented. If I'm keeping score, the charges will be so vast that your lawyer will force you to accept a plea deal for life in prison with no parole, because you're not allowed to go to trial. At your sentencing hearing, he will be able to laugh in your face, celebrate, and lick your tears like Cartman:
The only way this ends is with a total Patrick victory. Also Biden will win election in 2024, he's already predicted it. He's like a severely narcissistic fortune teller obsessed with revenge.
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If I got say 18 months, which would be insanely long for prank texts, I would hire somebody to go and blind this hog, this way I still won't get life. I'd have his eyeballs scooped out shoved down his throat and maybe even have him raped with a curling iron, that is if this all happened in GTA 6.[URL='https://ibb.co/5hFM7CJ'][/URL]
Don’t forget to turn it on first. Wouldn’t want him to enjoy it too much.
I’m imagining Tough Guy Pat cowering in fear after you fight off his hired muscle.
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Oh it's on, high heat fried pig o-ring.
When I was growing up, a local celebrity (used car dealership owner) was subjected to rumors that his wife tried to seduce him into doing bondage shit and, when he let her tie him up, she had the hot curling iron waiting. No idea why my mother explained this to us in detail when we were still in elementary school, but I always hoped it was like the urban legend that a member of NKOTB got their stomach pumped and doctors found semen from 175 men in the contents.