ANDY DICK IS OUT OF JAIL AND STREAMING!

I was sober for 10 years and then went to my friend's wedding and got obliterated. I could hear myself slurring/talking slow like Andy Dick in this stream and going "good God I'm fucked up...I need to get my shit together because this is pathetic..." Andy is this way every fucking day. I got dead friends already and this dude lives on. They need to clone him and study his body via Mengele-esque experiments. We'd have the cure to aging/organ failure in a couple years.
 
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