The only good covereage pat gets is when he spreads mayonaisse on his hamburger buns.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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And we haven't heard anything about this script since.
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Pat is also a big fan of sliders, especially Krystal's and White Castle
The thing is, even when I first got into a position to try and green-light a movie, my assistant had to read the screenplay first before I ever saw it. She would have tossed Pat’s shit in the trash before she finished the first page.
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do you think the director saw his fat cheeks and said "who the fuck told me this guy was good for TV?"
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Tough, but fair.
How do you think a Patrick S Tomlinson documentary would do? Just following him in his daily life not working and sitting under the pink blanket with the jack off lotion, putting his mask on backwards and not realizing it, talking about communities of cyber stalkers following him, etc.
I think it would coincide nicely with the rise of mental health awareness.
Wow a zoom call with someone in a different continent. That's so weird. It's not like working professionals do that daily.
It was that guy he hires to edit his work - I can't remember his name (or his writing credits, or his... well, anything else about him, really.
Playing 2nd banana to Rick is the high point of his career.
SFWA/Tor probably got someone to buy it for a nominal fee as a favor then it got tossed in the pile never to be seen again
It's easy to tell he's never had a real job. He's a rube.
They already did a doc about a fat arrogant abrasive self sabotaging drunk. It was called Overnight.
We havent seen any screenshots from this appearance or any after that, have we?
I think a doc on Pat vs. Us would actually be his best chance at legitimate notoriety but he's too much of an egomaniac to even go with the flow the way someone like Billy Mitchell did.
For every movie that gets greenlit,not even proper preproduction, there are 50k scripts that don't. A 'producer' is a vague term. I could win a competition and be a producer or lend the production company 1000 bucks and be one.
I don't here him oinking about his books getting optioned which is way more believable than him writing a screenplay.
It's very difficult to do without at least SOME experience or a few semesters in school learning about it.
Fatrick reading a few Star Wars scripts and watching the 'Making Of' won't make him a scriptwriter.
Wait for it to have thinly disguised analogs of Trump, (now Musk), characters proselytising about trans rights and stalkers, and a cool, tough mo' who don't take no shit and will drop a bar of armed, savage Rascals like Banderas does in Desperado.
I agree but goddamn, I would have to think the best is behind us at this point. Picture what you could have captured over the last 18 months or so (in no particular order):
1. Pat filing the lawsuit
2. Wisconsin hearings - loss
3. California quash pt. 1, 2 - loss
4. Google quash - loss
5. Jerry Jen's lien - loss
6. the SFWA quash - TBD
7. Nadolski-gate - loss
8. Apostlegate - loss
9. The Josiah Reveal - loss
Then as all that is going up in flames - you've got the vacations, him sitting by himself at the Cons, Twitter suspensions, big purchases, getting daily texts, things blowing up on Kiwifarms, Elon buying Twitter, etc.
It really would have been interesting to see how he progresses through his daily life as all that stuff is blowing up in his face. Can't imagine that the future is more entertaining than the past but who knows...
Pat's about to be questioned under oath as to what his assets are, and where his income comes from. I think he's going to be winging it without a lawyer, which will be comedy gold. He'll answer questions he shouldn't, and object to questions he legally can't (and will face actual criminal charges for doing so). Remember, we've heard him speak in court three times, and two of those times the judge has told him to shut the fuck up; he is not a man who should be running his mouth on the record.
Throw in that Quasi's just subpoenaed the SFWA as to the details of their relationship with Pat, in particular their financial relationship; and they've spent $6k of lawyer fees trying (and failing) to get out of answering those questions, because their relationship with Pat makes them look really, really bad.
In the meantime Elon's just letting suspended Twitter accounts appeal their suspension and come back to life, meaning Pat's going to have to deal with FartPoop22 all over again.
I tell you, we're in line for a feast of comedy gold..
We havent even begun the “Collections Saga” yet!
I remember his stupid fucking Russian sub script he posted because he couldn't help himself but make even a 1960's Soviet submarine commander have that Patrick Twitter snark, "Smedvadenko, you know that's a nuke, right?". Fucking hack.
It’s hard to believe we’re talking about someone’s actual life. If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear you were making it up