105, this may be the most ribbed post in the history of OnAForums
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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And then he falls for it the very next day
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Grandpa Rick on the news is still champ in Qadan's Collection, which is where this post should end up.
King of Liens.
Even the SFWA moles who lurk here had to give that one ribs.
Fawwwwk we could do a whole hour on the XM photo! *Sniff* let's make a list. Just a taste.
Niki's simian arms in this pic never fail to crack me up anyway but I'm laughing like Norton pretending to find Nana funny.
She couldn't look any more like a dyke if she tried. What's she wearing underneath? Basketball shorts?
This fetching ensemble. These are my two favorite pics of Niki. She literally looks like a shaved gorilla Pat dressed up.
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I say it all the time but it's the simplest most immature ones that break my ribs. My head hurts
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"I suppose" Aw jeez. 
Where is the "Yes, do that. We are collecting evidence and our stalkers will soon be in prison"?
Where is the "Yes, do that. We are collecting evidence and our stalkers will soon be in prison"?
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"I'll take Things that Patrick Tomlinson has never said for 400, Alex."
131 ribs and growing. It’s a hit!
That's good, I'd genuinely tell if it wasn't
Why can't they all be this funny?
He tried so hard to present a snobbish, world-weary tone in those texts. Even when he thinks the redditor is a concerned civilian he can’t bring himself to be nice to him