And then he falls for it the very next day

[BudDickman]

Yesterday he was too clever to fall for this bit:

Everyone is a cyberstalker

Unless he has some way to detect that a number is VoIP, there's no way for him to know that this is not a legitimate text. Even if he knows it's VoIP, businesses use that. I guess he's at the point where he is not taking any chances and allowing himself to be made to look foolish. Instead he's...

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Yet today I try the exact same bit and it succeeds:

 

[guest]

This one got me real good

 

[The Greaseman]

What a maroon

 

[captain_kamala]

Lmao
Look at Niki’s disgusting arm

 

[Udders]

Tremendous.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Masterful

 

[Harry Powell]

Man that is a great punchline. Thanks for the rib pain

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

incredible

 

[Harry Powell]

Imagine never being able to take anyone you haven’t known for a decade at face value ever again, because of your own actions

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

It's the difference in tone:

Yesterday:

You started off with a challenge (asking him to explain), that triggered his pig narcissism and sent him into copy/paste mode.

Today:

Much more polite, tone is very helpful.

Pat has been abused to the point that he has very little choice in the matter on how he responds to things. People joke about calling him an AI, but he really is more robot than man at this point.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Next send a picture of his judgement debt order.

 

[The Greaseman]

Lmao
Look at Niki’s disgusting arm

It's thicker than Pat's. She must not take rest days.

 

[BudDickman]

By the way, both bits were executed at the exact same time, about 5:15 EST. Same bit, same time, and he still falls for it. Of course, that time isn't significant to him, because it's the time that most people get off work.

 

[DanFielding]

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[BudDickman]

It's the difference in tone:

Yesterday:

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You started off with a challenge (asking him to explain), that triggered his pig narcissism and sent him into copy/paste mode.

Today:

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Much more polite, tone is very helpful.

Pat has been abused to the point that he has very little choice in the matter on how he responds to things. People joke about calling him an AI, but he really is more robot than man at this point.

Exactly. He just conflates everyone that's hostile towards him into a single entity.

Yesterday I was planning on getting into dick measuring contest with him and being like "I'm going to make this stop right now", implying that he's too much of a weak bitch to handle his cyberstalking problem and that now that they've fucked with an actual man, there's hell to pay.

 

[NoBacon]

This is an instant classic imo tbchwy

 

[Brooke Shields]

Exactly. He just conflates everyone that's hostile towards him into a single entity.

Yesterday I was planning on getting into dick measuring contest with him and being like "I'm going to make this stop right now", implying that he's too much of a weak bitch to handle his cyberstalking problem and that now that they've fucked with an actual man, there's hell to pay.

Trying to "help" Patrick because he's so helpless against internet trolls is an obvious next step.


Stand down Patrick, Brooke Shields is going to bat for you now!

 

[Hudson]

"I suppose".

So defeated.