And so it begins....

[Phish]

I bet 1 Jack Daniels barrel is worth more than the rings and the 4000 yards of fabric combined. How trashy can you be where you pretend JD sponsored your fucking wedding!?! Did they spraypaint Dale Earnhardt 3’s on the back of the chairs too?

 

[captain_kamala]

 

[RoTheHo69]

Nice Marshall's clearance junk, stupid.
hurr durr 'Love baaahnds us togethurrr' Does it?

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

LOVE binds us together in perfect unity. A mere year after my last perfect unity took his last breath. Thank you, Jesus. #blessed

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Big Dumb Joe Brouette has no idea what is in store for him. This hayseed is about to become an episode of Forensic Files when the coroner finds succinylcholine in his bloodstream. His crusty Milwaukee hat will be for sale for $1 on a table in Adrienne's driveway (just outside Portage) when the cops roll up and cuff her.

 

[Sputnik]

There's no doubt people feel bad for her. There has to be talk about her in that town. Three husbands is a lot regardless and the fact she sells absolutely anything leads one to believe she's poor. But she's white so she has that over bam.

 

[guest]

Adrienne Raimer-Tomlinson-Snyder-Brouette.

Joe's gonna discover the coffee tasting off one day day and just as he passes onto the afterlife from bleach poisoning he'll see Ade sitting at a laptop posting his waders onto FB marketplace.

Adrienne Raimer-Tomlinson-Snyder-Brouette-Terwillger-Hutz-McClure.

 

[RickReternal]

This makes me think he hits her.

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm loffing picturing her rolling those barrels into the convention center

 

[Udders]

Yards and yards of fabric to drape over everything. In burgundy and blue.

Was the wedding at her house just outside Portage as well? Nice backyard, stupid.

 

[captain_kamala]

Was the wedding at her house just outside Portage as well? Nice backyard, stupid.

It was at the savanna oaks community center. Her yard is small and cluttered.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Nice having a wedding ceremony mere feet from a soybean field, stupids. Joe was probably scanning the treeline for deer the whole time