And so it begins....

[captain_kamala]

Knockoff jack Daniel's barrels and gravy stained tablecloths for sale

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Lol this woman is fucking nuts huh. Use something once, time to sell! God forbid you hang onto anything. Plus there was absolutely nothing of value at her wedding Anyway.

 

[Meownaw]

Predictions on how long the marriage lasts?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Predictions on how long the marriage lasts?

Until Jospeh's death.

 

[Meownaw]

Until Jospeh's death.

So 3 years?

 

[King of OnAForums]

Adrienne Raimer-Tomlinson-Snyder-Brouette.

Joe's gonna discover the coffee tasting off one day day and just as he passes onto the afterlife from bleach poisoning he'll see Ade sitting at a laptop posting his waders onto FB marketplace.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

So 3 years?

Probably a good guess, I'm waiting to see if Ade pops out another gubmint cheese magnet first. If Joe's shooting blanks, I'll take the under. If not, I'll take the over.

 

[captain_kamala]

Burgundy and blue

 

[captain_kamala]

 

[captain_kamala]

My wedding is going to be sponsored by courvosier

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Tacky déclassé WHORE

 

[JebJoh]

Predictions on how long the marriage lasts?

As long as goober’s heart holds out.

 

[Will Tate]

My wedding is going to be sponsored by courvosier

Good luck finding a groom. I've tasted Courvosier, it's like a shot of chilled motor oil. Make a deal with Sambuca and you might have a shot at happily ever after.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Jeez she put a dress on and he threw on some work pants

 

[captain_kamala]

This bitch bought napkins AND rings

 

[New Name]

Any sparklers left? Don't want to buy a 20 pack if I don't have to

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I havent been terribly into Patposting as of late, but has anyone theorized that Adrienne pulled a Patton Oswalt on PCJ?

The quick replacement, and sudden untimely death are fishy. Who the fuck just drops dead at 48?

 

[Will Tate]

Who the fuck just drops dead at 48?

The vaxxed.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'm a little surprised the utensils are real metal and not gold-chromed plastic. I'd love to see the invoice from the event company.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

This white trash bitch makes me hate European women more than I already do.