And now its Willy-Wonkas turn to get the Woke revisionist treatment.

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I told you niggas you ain't gettin shit, now get the fuck out my office 'fo I fuck you up bitch!

Yall copped my muhfuggin fizzy lifting drinks (fent)

 

[Jizz]

Fucking pieces of shit. Apparently the Dahl estate SOLD THE RIGHTS TO ALL HIS BOOKS TO NETFLIX WHO NOW HAVE POWER OVER EVERY FUTURE ADAPTATION

the netflix ponochio movie was pretty fawking cool other than the gay singing, dahl's books could be cool in stop motion like that!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I see dat big blue bitch again ima shoot her ass, I don't play dat shit

Proceeds to mutter to itself for a half hour

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

It’s hard to even give a care about shit like this anymore when we’ve got Russian nazis doing mean stuff in ukraine and so many small children whose parents won’t allow them to be anally raped by drag queens at story hour.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

the netflix ponochio movie was pretty fawking cool other than the gay singing, dahl's books could be cool in stop motion like that!

I liked the Netflix BFG movie. Watched it on shrooms and thought the BFG was PFG.

 

[Meownaw]

She Hulk?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah, I’m not watching that. I’ll take your word for it.

 

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The comments says it all...

 

[Meownaw]

The comments says it all...

When even capeshit faggots turn on you like that it's time to stop.

 

[HH Brother]

I always wanted to see my wife and Bam twerk in front of me, brother.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

WWAWD finding Megan hot even though we don't want to?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I really regret watching that. Why didn’t you warn me?

 

[Meownaw]

I really regret watching that. Why didn’t you warn me?

It was implied.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It was implied.

For fuck’s sake. I don’t even understand the point of it.

 

[Meownaw]

For fuck’s sake. I don’t even understand the point of it.

Would it help to know it was written by women?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

For fuck’s sake. I don’t even understand the point of it.

Apart from them twerking, I guess the main question I have is:

Why is the one girl green and a lawyer?

 

[Meownaw]

Apart from them twerking, I guess the main question I have is:

Why is the one girl green and a lawyer?

See above

 

[Milk74]

All of the "Willy Nigga" quotes in this thread fucked my ribs up.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Didn’t the writers say they don’t know anything about law / lawyers so they decided to not even try to write any court room scenes even though the character is a lawyer?

 

[HotDogJoe]

One passage from The Witches reading “Even if she is working as a cashier in a supermarket or typing letters for a businessman” is contorted into “Even if she is working as a top scientist or running a business”

Uck!