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#amwriting Y'all

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The “writing at bars” one shows how much a dickhead he really is. You’re the irritant in that situation, Rick.
It doesn’t even make sense - he goes to busy / noisy bars but puts on headphones to block said noise only to get upset at the people around him who are out with their friends to have fun or watch a game distract him. He makes it sound like he can’t get any work done due to all the distractions of a bar yet he NEEDS to go to a bar to work. It’s amazing how starved for attention he is to do that and think people are impressed by the fat idiot taking up so much space at the bar. He even brings a wireless mouse! It’s so pathetic LOOK AT ME! IM IMPORTANT! I bet he even talks to himself out loud about what he’s writing in hopes someone will ask him about it only to be ignored.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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The whole “I write in bars” is such a weird action from Pat. It’s pathetic and stupid - he does it for attention because piggy needs to be the center of it at all times.
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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It’s also extremely illogical. Why would you use headphones to cancel out the noise and distractions at the bar when you could just listen to music at the half-hovel or in a library?
It’s all for attention because piggy is so starved for it and always needs everyone to pay attention to him. It makes zero sense - he purposely goes to a place known for being a loud and for social interactions only to get upset about it being loud and social interactions.

He wants SO BAD for people to ask him what he’s working on so he can brag about how important he is yet everyone does their best to avoid the asshole at the bar with a laptop.
 

TomFromNawlins

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The whole “I write in bars” is such a weird action from Pat. It’s pathetic and stupid - he does it for attention because piggy needs to be the center of it at all times.
Probably an attempt at developing a Great Author persona. It wouldn’t surprise me if he envisioned his fans visiting Hooligans to see the place where Gate Crashers was written. Little did he know the only visitors who knew of him would be funsters.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Probably an attempt at developing a Great Author persona. It wouldn’t surprise me if he envisioned his fans visiting Hooligans to see the place where Gate Crashers was written. Little did he know the only visitors who knew of him would be funsters.
I really think he stopped going to hooligans is either in fear of a funster laughing at him or in protest because “his bar” didn’t neutralize and arrest Dan and BDA for felony voodoo doll video stream. I bet he screamed at the manager for not calling the police.
 

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I really think he stopped going to hooligans is either in fear of a funster laughing at him or in protest because “his bar” didn’t neutralize and arrest Dan and BDA for felony voodoo doll video stream. I bet he screamed at the manager for not calling the police.
It’s established now that he’s banned at Hoolies forever, isn’t it? Has he denied that? If not, it must be true.
 

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It’s all for attention because piggy is so starved for it and always needs everyone to pay attention to him. It makes zero sense - he purposely goes to a place known for being a loud and for social interactions only to get upset about it being loud and social interactions.

He wants SO BAD for people to ask him what he’s working on so he can brag about how important he is yet everyone does their best to avoid the asshole at the bar with a laptop.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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It’s established now that he’s banned at Hoolies forever, isn’t it? Has he denied that? If not, it must be true.
It’s a good theory either they got tired of his shit or he lost his shit at the staff over not calling the police / beating up Dan for him going and streaming videos. I’m going with he screamed at management over it and they said don’t come back.
 
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It’s a good theory either they got tired of his shit or he lost his shit at the staff over not calling the police / beating up Dan for him going and streaming videos. I’m going with he screamed at management over it and they said don’t come back.
I’m sure they didn’t appreciate Patrick xeeting that they gave BDA’s receipt with some of his credit card information on it.

Didn’t he also say that they continued to serve him even though he was too drunk?
 
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