Amazon will now only allow an ebook to be returned if you've read less than 10% of the book

[Brooke Shields]

This good news affects Patrick in ZERO way, as only people like Dan will buy it and return it, but he'll act like anyone even buys his books in the first place

come to think of it, maybe this does happen exclusively to Patrick ebooks. No one here has been able to read 10% of it without shitting on it

 

[Meownaw]

I like how he is reporting on it like he has an inside scoop and all he is doing is regurgitating the the article he linked. It even says it all in the description.

 

[Porkys]

You fed and clothed 0% of your daughter and demanded a refund.

Nice low bar of expectation fatso.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Couldn’t I still buy a physical copy, read all of it, and return it if I was so inclined?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

One less excuse for poor sales Pat.

Checkmate.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

As if anyone can make it through 10% of that faggot’s retarded writing.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

This is a guy who needs $4 so bad that he carries a hard copy of his book with him at all times. He doesn’t know what it’s like to be an author who’s “hurt” by this.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Cool, I read 5% & decided it was too 'clunky' to read, I'll leave reveiw to that effect

 

[guest]

This is a guy who needs $4 so bad that he carries a hard copy of his book with him at all times. He doesn’t know what it’s like to be an author who’s “hurt” by this.

He is a huge faggot though. You have to give him that.

 

[Sink Inspector]

Nigga sells like 20 ebooks a year and acts like he has a stake on this lol

I'm an avid reader and haven't paid for a book for myself in over a decade even though I can easily afford it. Unless you're a woman there's no excuse not to learn how to pirate content.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I find it creepy that they can tell how much you read. Fuck e books

 

[Jenna]

For reasons of pride and exclusivity, the Immortal Tower was the tallest building in Methuselah. It would remain so in perpetuity, on account the Abington family owned all of the airspace above seven hundred and fifty meters inside the city limits, and anyone that wanted to build above that height had to pay a monthly licensing fee that increased logarithmically with each additional floor.

This is the official 10% mark of In the Black.

It's fucking amazing that you can find any paragraph and it's always the most terrible thing you'll ever read. Look how long that second sentence is. Stretching out the word count by saying seven hundred and fifty meters instead of 750M. The word "logarithmically".

 

[Jenna]

“That’s the military version; this is a civilian transport,” interrupted another scientist with an air of finality. “Those ratings don’t apply to our modules.”
“The only significant difference between the military and civilian models is the amount of shielding on the outer casings. The internal components are virtually identical. The ratings remain valid.” Felix rolled right over the objection and pressed forward.

Here's the 10% mark of Gate Crashers. An unnamed character tries to correct "Felix" but no, "Felix" is right.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

This is the official 10% mark of In the Black.

It's fucking amazing that you can find any paragraph and it's always the most terrible thing you'll ever read. Look how long that second sentence is. Stretching out the word count by saying seven hundred and fifty meters instead of 750M. The word "logarithmically".

What a clunky read that was

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is the official 10% mark of In the Black.

It's fucking amazing that you can find any paragraph and it's always the most terrible thing you'll ever read. Look how long that second sentence is. Stretching out the word count by saying seven hundred and fifty meters instead of 750M. The word "logarithmically".

Wouldn’t exponentially make more sense?

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Couldn’t I still buy a physical copy, read all of it

yeah you're not going to be able to do that.